To Be or Not To Be.

 Who knows? We may learn to love...

Unbearable heat and unbreathable air.

Conflicted interests.

 Hear no evil, Speak no evil.

Maybe mention some evil now and then.

Backseat driver.

 He should have called Shotgun earlier.

It is all in the hat.

They call him Mr. Smooth.

 He needed cooling off anyway.

She just doesn't have his sense of humor.

Compromise.

It could have been worse.

It could have been a Catfish.

Sold American.

 Sorry, Clyde, but not buying it.

Just what you need, the hard sell.

Singing the Blues.

 Because the Clouds dumped it.

Red and Yellow were too garish.

Curiosity and Cats.

 He is about to learn a new definition of tread wear.

Fasten your seat belts.

The Futurist.

 That could be taken several ways nowadays.

She's invested in pork futures.

Let the sunshine in.

 Taking in the distance in time and space, nice shot.

Let the punishment fir the crime.

End times.

 Well, that certainly is a revelation.

Do not forget Near Earth Objects.

Jusr an old joke.

 Stop me if you've heard it before.

Want to hear it again?

On the record.

In case  anyone should ask.

Alert the media.

It's a mystery.

 But nobody ever can forget Angela Lansbury.

Jessica Fletcher, the Typhoid Mary of Murder.

Litigation City.

The User Agreement required of all vacationers...

Is 10 pages long in fine print.

Epimenides was here.

 And all Cretans are liars, said Epimenides the Cretan.

St. Thomas was an oxymoron unto himself.

He smells a rat.

There is the arms race. and then...

There is the rat race.

At rhe end of his rope.

 He has put his finger on the problem.

They are common as dirt.

Elitism explained.

 And they always have butter and bread.

The rich are different.

What's in a name?

 Maybe they should ask Emily Obstetrics?

There was a Dr. Peter Blood, better known as Captain Blood (novel).

Dead Head.

 Fetus papyraceus has him talking to himself.

As if one of him weren't enough.

The Midas Touch.

 A muffler? It isn't even winter yet.

That will go on the bill.

Dangerous minds.

Itchy trigger finger and quick draw...Dangerous combination. 

There is a lot of that going around.

Gaia knows best.

 It is definitely not nice...

To foul Mother Earth.

Plain 2 C.

 Who knew that Long Island...

Separates Obvious from Oblivious?

Deterence for Dunnies.

That is a very ungrateful response.

Leave it to some other good guy with a gun, please.

Santa Pro Tip.

 Do what Santa does, have the elves keep track.

Have your phone remind you, if you can find it.

William's Sampler.

 It is not Barney's, but rather Normans.

Read all about it in the Domesday Book.

Lewis Carroll Redux.

 They are frightening enough without the detailed warnings.

Sir John Tenniel, eat your heart out.

Juan Valdez was here.

 Let us hope that it was iced coffee.

With that quarter he has the seed money.