Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Main streaming.

H8 is the new normal.
You can't throw a rock without hitting someone who is throwing a rock.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Explosive growth.

From the makers of Kaboom.
He's got them over a barrel -- of a cannon.

Sunday, November 27, 2016

The future is hazy.

The Magic Eight Ball was uncannily accurate.
Even at that price it would have been cheaper.

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Friday, November 25, 2016


Hire Charles Bronson to fly a helicopter in.
Or hide in the dumpster, and go out with the trash.

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The big red one.

Santa has private contractors for that.

Even the elves have been replaced by robots.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Exploding the myth.

Who knew that Samsung makes bicycles?
Or maybe it's one of those hoverboard bikes.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Thanks for the all the fish.

Was that so hard?
The magic words, "please" and "co-pay."

We don't need no stinkin' color.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Home security.

You really should secure that router.

Who needs big brother when everyone is spying on themselves?

Friday, November 18, 2016

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

O' brother.

You can't have a conspiracy of one.
They don't want to make it too easy.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Monday, November 14, 2016

Mr. Personality.

You would be surprised how a billion dollars improves your personality.
And lots of other things.

Sunday, November 13, 2016


Tariffs are about to get big again.
And just in time for the greater depression on the way.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

There won't be blood.

Some people don't believe in ghosts.

Others refuse to believe.

Friday, November 11, 2016

On the watchtower.

Loopholes are usually found in watchtowers.
Now if you can figure out a way to get the treasure there.

Thursday, November 10, 2016

You say you want a revolution.

"I'll be back," is the Congressional motto.
Lobbying: Making it possible to get somewhere by going in circles.

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Permanently on loan.

Students loans will be first on the Congress' s list of things to do.

That or tax cuts.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Land of the lost.

Medical waste, dispose of properly.
It's always in the last place you look.

Monday, November 7, 2016


A traumatic day, indeed.
Take your medicine, and vote.

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Risky business.

Soldiers of fortune will do anything for a buck.

There's always the Foreign Legion.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Friday, November 4, 2016

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

The midichlorians wept.

Maybe it's a medical thing.
The driver might need a beep.