Right on !

He must be the titular author.

Literally without peer.

Eye pun.

 It is not even Talk Like a Pirate Day.

How Arrrrcane.

Glow little glow worm.

 Now would be a good time to shut up.

She does resemble one of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

In all fairness.

 And now for a bout of Whataboutism.

The fairness doctrine is unfair to fairness.

Processing fee.

 At least the terms are not ten pages long and in fine print.

Penalties apply.

The Devil You Say.

 Sorry, Devils Island is closed for renovations.

Thus he created a Dry Fuss.

They're great !

 Just keeps her eyes and ears open.

She also talks to Tony El Tigre.

A whale of a tale.

 If he had read Herman Melville...

 he would know it never ends well.

No contest.

 How would you like to be well for a day?

Presented by Jack Bailey and sponsored by Geritol.

The world laughs.

The best medicine is a happy boss.

 Nothing to cry about.

And RICO was his name-o.

 There's a lot of that going around.

Instant street cred.

He resembles that remark.

 It takes one to know one.

Spoke wheels are the road rage.

Puns away.

 Tan her for that pun.

A little ambiguity exploited.

The logic is flawless.

 Everyone deep down hates themselves.

He hates to admit it, but yes.

Riddle me this.

 Funny you should ask.

Totally plausible.

Not so great expectations.

 Do the Limbo with your expectations.

 Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

The competitive edge.

 First rule of investing : Look out for Number One.

The highest rate of interest is always self-interest.

Rocky Raccoon.

 Maybe it is really a Fox Squirrel.

The allergy season is to blame.

Point Counterpoint.

 Never pass up a free swing at a fat pitch.

Tee time.

Every man for himself.

 Solving climate change one person at a time.

Great except for the leaky roof.

Feelin' Groovy.

 It's one letter away in the dictionary from "Hoovy."

Yes, but which of them is Art Garfunkel?

Buffetted.

 They are hangovers from the sixties.

No, Spinning Wheel would be Blood, Sweat and Tears.

The sole of wit.

 There are other fish in the sea than sole.

"The flat-foot floogie with the floy floy."

A new leash on life.

 Who is walking whom?

They are a dog team.

Hard Times.

 "The difference between a comedy and tragedy...

"Is that in a comedy, someone sits down." -- Napoleon.

A religious observance.

 It is under the seal of the confessional.

With the emphasis on the con.

Give it a rest.

 The natives are restless tonight.

The Graybar Hotel has vacancies,

Playing with fire.

 You can find one everywhere you look.

Spontaneous human combustion.

Says who?

 It' is not hearsay, it is him say.

Mr. Knowitall.

A generous helping.

 And he was being charitable in that account.

Only slightly exaggerated.

The Tour.

 Golf will do that, prematurely turn you into a Country Clubber.

We can't stop you from turning into your children.