Beyond cariin'

They should have known better about the future.

Or at least given her a middle name.

Always ask for directions.

They won''t steer him wrong.

On autopilot.

On demand.

Talk to the proprietor if you have any complaints.

Does that go for waffles, too?

Mached set.

A perfectly matched couple of dopes.

Until death us do part.

A Day in the Life.

Woke up, got out of bed...

The simple formula for the simple minded.

Hidden messages.

Sometimes a pencil is just a pencil.

Other times it is a metaphor.

Neuroses on parade.

Tell her about your childhood trauma.

In retreat.

Octopussy's Garden.

It's not every day that you find a talking octopus.

That would be a hard pass.

Where there's a will.

He felt compelled to say that.

The Devil made him do it.

No competition.

The forty year-old Grandma, presumably.

Forty is the new old.

Fame is the name of the game.

A little corporate advertising money would solve all their problems.

Everybody wins.

Going nowhere fast.

They will be driving -- each other mad.

It's only a short trip.

Bury the lede.

It's important to know your audience,

And to give them what they want.

The Know-Nothings.

Truth isn't truth, to quote a well-known lawyer.

And there are known unknowns.

A fowl mood.

No harm to the fowl, either.

Her chickens will come home to roost.

No Crickets Here.

Any resemblance to a wireless phone service commercial...

Is purely coincidental.

Hair trigger.

Very sensitive and easy to set off.

It's da bomb.

Lesser of two evils.

Diversion as a form of negotiation.

It could have been worse.

Steep learning curve.

Some people are unteachable and intractable

And just ungrateful.

Aggies and strikers and swirls.

Usually, once they are gone, they are gone forever.

Pick up game.

Fruity.

First name Fruit, last name Loom.

He looks too tall to be a jockey.

Sydney Carton strikes again.

"Tis a far, far better thing I do.

Just shoot me.

Laughingstock.

He's minding his own business, which is being the butt of the joke.

Must be doing something right.

Grace.

Mercury helps those who help themselves.

To other people's stuff.

Two impossible things.

Some ideas just defy all belief.

Stranger than fiction.

Safe distancing.

Much harder to establish jurisdiction on the internet.

The less contact the better.

Diversification.

It's definitely not by choice. Accidentally.

One by one.

Croatoan.

If learning is her recurring nightmare,  she could...

Grow up to be president some day.

Monkey No.

No See, No Hear, No Comment.

Three No trump.

Curb a peel.

By now she should know not to ask a silly question.

You should see what she can do with an orange.

Jack of no trades.

That would be right above the water shutoff valve.

Wherever that might be.