Monday, November 30, 2015

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Crackling good.

Knee joint connected to the sound effect machine.
Maybe he could work for the DEA.

Friday, November 27, 2015

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Sweet charity.

Let's not do anything rash.
That's just cruel.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015


Somebody has to pay the cost of living.

And dying isn't cheap, either.

Monday, November 23, 2015

No such thing.

As bad publicity.

A big name in the business.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Be cool.

How about Reddi Whip?

Close call. Good thing she's company.

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Another riotous take.

Better than the Atticus Finch joke?
If you are old enough to remember, you are old enough to have shingles.

Friday, November 20, 2015

The Invisible Man.

Claude Rains could give him a few tips.
And how does the green hair argument end?

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Accidenatlly on purpose.

That should be Alexander Fleming.
Other than that, the spork is not an accident, it just looks like one.

Monday, November 16, 2015

Being of sound mind.

Where there's a will, there's a lawyer.
He's figured out a way to take it with him.

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Serenity prayer.

Whatever brings you inner peace.

The greatest happiness for the greatest number one.

Friday, November 13, 2015

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Get out of Dodge.

Check your guns at the livery stable or the marshal's office.
And it worked.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Flanders fields.

Ned Flanders, that is.
It hasn't worn out. Our hero.

Monday, November 9, 2015

A protected species.

Loggerheads are nesting right there.
The expense account will be sent to the world wildlife fund.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Friday, November 6, 2015

Thursday, November 5, 2015

We are driven.

She's just scraping by.
Maybe it's his driving that's the problem.

And now for something completely different: Me & Dog.

Evidently, Douglas Adams and The Beatles had it right.

Me & Dog is the story of Sid, an ordinary kid, and Murphy, his ordinary dog.

Sid, despite his self-diagnosed ordinariness, engages in some deep thinking about the relationship between himself and Murphy. Although it must be conceded that Sid's assumptions about Murphy's view of the cosmos are speculative, at best, and heavily dosed with the pathetic fallacy, at worst, he has to be given credit for his generous opinion of Murphy's intellect.

Based on observations of Murphy's behavior, Sid concludes that Murphy regards Sid as "King of Everything." One is tempted to assign this rather flattering conclusion not to Murphy but rather to Sid, but Sid's observations seem to be sound, even if his conclusions amount to rather dodgy doggy theology.He does Oliver Cromwell one better, in fact, and allows that while Murphy could be wrong, it doesn't really matter.

Anyway, though Sid readily admits that Murphy's assessment of Sid's omnipotence is misplaced, he thinks that it is best not to disabuse Murphy of the belief. Or even to attempt such persuasion. Let sleeping (or deluded) dogs lie. Which brings Sid to the satisfying sentiment of Adams and Lennon/McCartney, love is the nest of all possible philosophies.

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, one girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terribly stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever.
This is not her story. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams.

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
All You Need is Love, Lennon/McCartney.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

The CSI effect.

You don't have to go to State Pen to get educated.

Just watch TV.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Monday, November 2, 2015

Riot in cellblock 9.

1963 is about the right year.
Doing time for armed punnery.

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Method in her.

Lee Strasberg would be proud.
A tear would be nice.