Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Annual Testicle Festival.

Come one, come all. The Annual Testicle Festival at Rock Creek Lodge, Montana.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Information wants to be free.

Surrender your mind to knowledge and learning.
And the French are experts at surrendering.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Saturday, August 27, 2011


Or what other fish refer to as dinner.

Friday, August 26, 2011


You don't need a smile to be your umbrella, if you have a scowl that has a cowl.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

When in Rome.

We'll cross that pontifex maximus when we come to it.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Urban warfare.

Evidently, Clyde is the new Special Forces.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

DateLab Disaster?

When did frugality become a sin?

Monday, August 22, 2011

Living in Harmony.

Brought to you by Harmony, the universal remote control from Logitech.

"Living in Harmony" is the title of the missing episode of Patrick McGoohan's The Prisoner. It features an early example of virtual reality. Set in an Old West town, Harmony, Number Six is transported in time and space to an era of rough justice and frontier self-reliance. Duane seems to have adopted the Harmonious sense of fun, like taunting the town drunk.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Barney and Clyde come out on Jerry Springer.

If you cannot watch Jersey Shore on your iPad, you can at least dig the trashy news out of the trash.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Friday, August 19, 2011


Well, at least she hasn't reached the Perils-of-Pauline-serial-melodrama phase, yet.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Maybe a little more mellow.

Extinctions aren't usually so dramatic, let alone melo.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

In theory,

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

The shape of things to come.

Barney DEPENDS upon Lucretia more and more as the years pass.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Ching, ching.

Put bells on them.

Frazz is the worst. He rides on the sidewalk.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The great equalizer.

Money cannot buy happiness, just smugness...and power and preference and congressional representatives.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Small world.

In that case, he must be acquainted with Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands. (Going back to June 16, 2010, anyway.)


Little pitchers have big ears, Vulcans have pointy ears, and servants have parabolic ears.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Brought to you by.

A very Kraft American Cheesy product placement strip.

Friday, August 5, 2011


Rosie by any other name would smell just as fishy.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

What, no stepsisters?

The evil stepmother we get. But, where are the stepsisters?

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Precious moments.

Family portraits are not just for the scrapbook anymore. They are good for holidays greeting cards, calendar art, screensavers, and target practice.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Do not adjust.

There's nothing to worry about. Rhonda seems to have become reconciled to the divorce.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Return of the Cat.

The catty orthodontist burglar, that is.

Help me, Rhonda. (Not Alf's girlfriend, by the way.)