Friday, February 28, 2014

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Save a tree.

Barney experiences a Sheryl Crow moment.

If they didn't keep reducing the number of sheets on a roll...

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

A little batty.

Preserving bat populations is a noble cause.

Does that make Barney the new batman?

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Fear Itself.

Why should Fear fear itself?
Fearing the Martian moon, Phobos.

B&C get snarky.

This is how The February 24 B&C appeared in The Washington Post, as a result of the editorial objections to alleged sexism.

Ridiculing a sexist dope like Duane is okay, as long as there is no sexist behavior to ridicule, apparently.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Sunday, February 23, 2014

Double the fun.

Duane meets the Doublemint twins.

Four times the pleasure.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Friday, February 21, 2014

Area 51.

That sounds like a reasonable theoretical complaint.

They can make a better cellphone, but that would put them out of business.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Oh you swine.

It's not a stampede, it's a herd.

Miss Piggy will be around to chop him later.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

I feel pretty.

Look at that pretty girl in the mirror there.

She has cute hearing at least.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Saturday, February 15, 2014

In the raw.

Just hope that the fugu was properly prepared.

Nothing piques the appetite like the possibility of sudden death.

Friday, February 14, 2014


Obviously, she means watch Lost on DVD.

She's a fan of Terry O'Quinn.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Extra credit.

Taking credit for the work of others.
Scared straight she isn't.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Monday, February 10, 2014

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Friday, February 7, 2014

Thursday, February 6, 2014

The style is the girl herself.

Careful, or someone's internet privileges could be revoked.

That's fine, until the guinea pig is sacrificed at the end of the experiment.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Genius at work.

Not in any way similar to Pinky and The Brain.

Also not a hamster.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

The customer is always right.

Oh, no problemo!

Leaving out the main ingredient will speed things up.

Monday, February 3, 2014

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Generation G.

The G stands for Gap.

Nobody wears stockings any more.

If you've been bad or good.

Setting a bad example...

is just as important as setting a good one. And easier.