Monday, August 31, 2015

Your permanent record.

No convictions is a big distinction.

At least in the eyes of the law.

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Something to squawk about.

Don't argue in front of the animals.

Unless you want it spread all over the animal kingdom.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Starts with T.

Trouble, right here in River City.
Back-to-the-wall time.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Yes, we have no pride.

Gang lion, ganglion.

Dictionaries also work, if they aren't online.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Monday, August 24, 2015


Wife of Osiris and mother of Horus.

That will leave a mark.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Friday, August 21, 2015

Unicorns are extra.

One of the less scary side effects.
Werewolves, on the other hand...

Thursday, August 20, 2015


Puts the mass in body mass index.


Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Tuesday, August 18, 2015


It's like an Edna Ferber novel.
Or possibly Dallas.

Monday, August 17, 2015

Heard it on the grapevine.

It was bound to happen sometime.
They are going to gang up on us.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Friday, August 14, 2015

Can't buy me love.

Just think of all the other things it can buy, though.
It comes close.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Lemon law.

Lemon laws do not apply.

You bought the pig in the poke.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015


He's the guy in the Toy Story movies.
Everyone knows who Eric is.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Twenty minutes in the future.

Isn't that the way Max Headroom started?
If you happen to see the Trojan Sheep...

Monday, August 10, 2015


It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
Oh, that's a capon.

Sunday, August 9, 2015


The engineering degree is worth something after all.
Getting up in his grill.

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Friday, August 7, 2015

It's groovy.

And lots of dogs say wooves.
It depends on where you live.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Hooray for Hollywood.

It's Hollywood, where everybody steals from everybody else.
Heart of dimly lit interiors.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Why did it have to be rats?

The rats are plotting with Cynthia.
Outsmarted by a rat or by an eleven-year old. Not good.

Monday, August 3, 2015

Saturday, August 1, 2015