Sunday, June 30, 2013

Sweet bird of youth.

Give yourself some Pep today.

Or maybe some Maypo.

Saturday, June 29, 2013

Jurassic TV.

Even the dinosaurs had a time-traveling train.

If you live in a 2-D world, what good is a 3-D TV?

Friday, June 28, 2013

Follow the leader.

Essentially the same principle as GPS.

Use your phone's car-finder app.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Do the math.

Even potted plants can do division.

You need it to understand the unemployment rate.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Snow job.

The esquimaux have fifty words for crazy ideas.

Duane has his sources.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

The courting dance.

With human males, however, it never stops.

Even the red eyes are the same.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Last of the Mojitos.

Featuring Bloodshot-Eye.

Or, as he is known to the bar patrons, Curbfinder.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Do not call -- send money.

Can I interest you in funeral insurance?

There's always the coins in the big jar by the front door.

Monday, June 17, 2013

For bettor or worse.

What are the odds?

Win, place or show me the money.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Marilyn, My Marilyn.

Stephanie Rawlings-Blake, mayor of Baltimore, Oberlin grad.

A little lobbying at breakfast can't hurt.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Sunday, June 9, 2013

LIttlest house on the prairie.

Privy Purse is where you keep the penny you have to spend.

Behind the privet hedge.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Valley Forged.

Let the accountants battle it out.

They're expert reproductions!

Friday, June 7, 2013

The face on the carton.

It's not as if the artists drew on cartons full of milk.

If it reads, it bleeds.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

It's a steal.

It's only plagiarism if you get caught.

Or confess.

Monday, June 3, 2013

Domain for sale.

Just apply at to claim.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Total eclipse.

He would have to wonder where those satellites came from.

And the orbital physics would be dead giveaway.