Monday, March 31, 2014

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Friday, March 28, 2014

Do not attempt at home.

What other kind of license would be needed for a commercial?
Ties into those schools that advertise for CDL certification.

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Rare is as rare does.

She means rare in the sense of "special."
Going a bit off-topic.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Collective Bargaining Agreement.

Management reserves to itself the right to intimidate.

And if that doesn't work, terrify.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Metric to avoirdupois conversion.

That claim is hard to swallow.
The good news is that that is the infant and toddler dosage.

Monday, March 24, 2014


Something that can be used every day.

Selling things that fell of a truck is also a useful skill.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Run him up the flagpole and see who salutes.

Alvin "Shipwreck" Kelly could have been a Stylite.

Students should join the Student Union.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

Case by case.

Actually, it was because of the hand composition of pages.
The Upper Case was further away from the compositor.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Fine tuning.

It could just be chance that it worked out that way.

Why is there something rather than nothing?

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

The person you least suspect.

You are probably wondering why I gathered you here today.
It's always the long-lost cousin from Argentina.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Hedy Lamarr, not Hedley Lamarr.

She also invented the cellphone, sort of.

And she threatened to sue Mel Brooks.

Monday, March 17, 2014


If you discount the monster under the bed.
You still have to be ready for Mr. Bumpy.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Friday, March 14, 2014

A horse of a different odor.

Starting a rendering plant in the kitchen, perhaps,

What will Barney Google have to keep him warm now?

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Don Rickles Day.

Maybe he can be persuaded to do his Clark Gable impression.

Or tell that story about Run Silent, Run Deep.

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Monday, March 10, 2014

Employee of the month.

Eb is such a drama queen.

A little angina never hurt anyone.

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Saturday, March 8, 2014

Friday, March 7, 2014

An American Tragedy.

It's more like an Andersonville for billionaires.

IF you can't find an American atrocity, you aren't trying hard enough.

Thursday, March 6, 2014

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Send back my letters. I won't pay blackmail to you.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

The Sophisicates.

High-brow humor.

That lump on the forehead makes it high-brow,

Monday, March 3, 2014

Sunday, March 2, 2014


Some people just don't have a sense of humor.
Even so, it's hard to believe that she didn't laugh.

Saturday, March 1, 2014