Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Plus or minus.

Give or take a surprise or two.
It all adds up after a while.

Monday, January 30, 2017

Sunday, January 29, 2017

Like a horse and carriage.

Dad was told by mother.
You can't have one without the other.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

No reflection on you.

Barney is a vulture, not a vampire.
Besides, it's bank accounts that he feeds on.

Friday, January 27, 2017

Fair is fair.

The right answer isn't always the first answer.
Multiple choice is usually easy.

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Never eat in a place called Mom's.

Never play cards with a man named Doc,
And never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Feel the burn.

No pain, no stand-up.
Lady Heather (CSI) was all laughs.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

DOS diss.

DOS is out the Windows.
Command line it.

Monday, January 23, 2017

Guilt edged.

The parental sacrifice card never expires.
And always has value.

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Uncle Sam wants you.

To drop your drawers.
The appropriately named James Montgomery Flagg.

Friday, January 20, 2017

Talking out of his what?

Put that ad where the sun don't shine.
Bottomline is the bottomline.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

Steel reading after all these years.
He's looking flushed.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Monster mash.

Spuds in the wrong hands can be deadly.
Too little thought and too much thought can produce the same result.

Monday, January 16, 2017

One way or another.

It could be Debbie Harry.
One way or another.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

A friend in need.

That's crossing a line.
Now that you mention it, she would rather he not mention it.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

To boldly go.

The five-year mission to Nerd.
Pink Shirt, not Red Shirt.

Friday, January 13, 2017

Going, going, gone.

They just don't make verbs like the use to.
Shining her on.

Thursday, January 12, 2017

The nose knows.

And if you wait a week, it goes away.
Guilty, guilty, guilty. (No, not a Doonesbury reference.)

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Arrows a-quiver.

Originally, Lucretia said something different.

Something that made Barney's reply make sense.
"Maybe it's time to shake things up."

Monday, January 9, 2017

Sunday, January 8, 2017


That just leaves blackmail.
Or possibly computer hacking.

Saturday, January 7, 2017

Without fear or favor.

You just have to know the system.
And which button to push.

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Smells like teen spirit.

Success is staring her in the face.
Such a simple and elegant experiment, too.

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Monday, January 2, 2017

A gag is a gag.

He could try gagging himself.
Bound and gagged.

Sunday, January 1, 2017

Get real.

Not only the big real estate deals.
Full disclosure is  never full.