Saturday, December 31, 2016

Taxing for all concerned.

Keeping warm, but in different ways.
Can he deduct the barrel on his taxes?

Friday, December 30, 2016

Small steps.

They are making slow progress.

Wait until next year !

Thursday, December 29, 2016

The Unpleasantness at the If You Have to Ask...

Used to be a pistol in the library was the gentlemanly way out.
Bankruptcy is much less bloody.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Lung oyster.

A little chest surgery produces the lung oyster.
And then there's the sidewalk oyster.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Throwing shade.

All sounds perfectly above board to me.
You can't be too careful about retirement.

Monday, December 26, 2016

Fear itself.

You can't blame him.
She should run for president.

Sunday, December 25, 2016

The real O'Neills?

No mystery there. She doesn't have a Clue.
An arrow in the back, probably.

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Reindeer games.

You can't fool her with fake poop.
Even the real kind will be a stretch.

Friday, December 23, 2016

Not to be catty.

It could be worse.

She could be Katty K.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Call the plumber.

And away go troubles down the drain.
She's flushed.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

The other white meat.

The inspectors can't prove anything.
He zigged just when he should have zagged.

Monday, December 19, 2016

Something fishy going on.

Oil spills will be trending very soon.
Easier to catch when they are floating.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Friday, December 16, 2016

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Well, that's embarrassing.

Just for the record, the word balloons in the second panel are wrongly attributed.
One mistake leads to another.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

The Secret History of Twin Peaks.

James Wilkinson and the murder of Meriwether Lewis.
Well, that's the beginning of the Twin Peaks book.

Monday, December 12, 2016

Strange Things.

Just another dream about inadequacy.
At least he had his clothes on.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Talk like an Irishman.

Barry Fitzgerald and Arthur Shields had brogues.
But not Liam Neeson.

Saturday, December 10, 2016


It doesn't leave a smell on your clothes, though.
Although it might set them on fire.

Friday, December 9, 2016

Thursday, December 8, 2016


Own recognizance is as good as bail.
If the judge trusts him, so should you.

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

The humane idea trap.

Ideas check in, but the never check out.
His mind is like a roach motel for ideas.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

The needler.

It all adds up.
That's Senator Everett Dirksen.

Monday, December 5, 2016

Is this the person to whom I am speaking?

Ma Bell used to know everything.

Now everybody can know.

Sunday, December 4, 2016


Maybe one day he will be a real boy.
The W's keep coming.

Saturday, December 3, 2016

In the flesh.

Immortality incorporated.
Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, they are all real.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Thursday, December 1, 2016


You can't stop the future.
Now everyone can be crank.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Main streaming.

H8 is the new normal.
You can't throw a rock without hitting someone who is throwing a rock.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Explosive growth.

From the makers of Kaboom.
He's got them over a barrel -- of a cannon.

Sunday, November 27, 2016

The future is hazy.

The Magic Eight Ball was uncannily accurate.
Even at that price it would have been cheaper.

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Friday, November 25, 2016


Hire Charles Bronson to fly a helicopter in.
Or hide in the dumpster, and go out with the trash.

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The big red one.

Santa has private contractors for that.

Even the elves have been replaced by robots.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Exploding the myth.

Who knew that Samsung makes bicycles?
Or maybe it's one of those hoverboard bikes.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Thanks for the all the fish.

Was that so hard?
The magic words, "please" and "co-pay."

We don't need no stinkin' color.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Home security.

You really should secure that router.

Who needs big brother when everyone is spying on themselves?

Friday, November 18, 2016

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

O' brother.

You can't have a conspiracy of one.
They don't want to make it too easy.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Monday, November 14, 2016

Mr. Personality.

You would be surprised how a billion dollars improves your personality.
And lots of other things.

Sunday, November 13, 2016


Tariffs are about to get big again.
And just in time for the greater depression on the way.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

There won't be blood.

Some people don't believe in ghosts.

Others refuse to believe.