Foolhardy.

 No fool like a foolscap.

Follyday greetings.

Gateway to greatness.

 What was he smoking at the time?

Third strike.

Crime of the century.

 Quality of life crimes are running rampant.

Just try to get walking insurance with that on your record.

For emergency use only.

 In case of emergency break glass.

Any glass will do.

That's what he said.

 "A horse walks into a bar."

Funny you should ask.

Business is business.

Nice guys finish last, says Leo the Lip.

The right hand doesn't know what the underhand is doing.

Webfront store.

 Made by idjits,  made for idjits.

A merch made in heaven.

Coup d' etat.

 It's an autogolpe, a self-coup.

Hostile takeover.

Dead end job.

 Actually, now that you mention...

It is pretty stupid.

Ars gratia artis.

 Never let an opportunity go unexploited.

Printing their own money.

Sleeping with the fishes.

 La Cosa Nostra is his thing.

Brotherhood under the skin.

Summitry.

 Whatever you do, no sleeping with the fishes.

But take the cannoli.

Manned flight.

Literally.  Not just a figure of speech.

Look, up in the sky.

Art irritates Life.

 Scary things you encounter in an alley.

Not part of any beautification program.

The Never-Ending Story.

"Round and 'round she goes, where she stops...nobody knows.

Stuck in a feedback loop.

Irish Sping.

 It certainly can't be because of the bath soap.

And who will buy the green beer?

The creme de la creme.

 Nobody who is anybody needs antibodies.

It's a long hard climb to get that self-satisfied.

As Maurice Chevalier said to Hermione Gingold.

 Ah, yes, I remember it well.

Get out the Identikit or sketch artist.

In it for the long haul.

 Occupational hazard pay.

"Not our problem" is the problem.

All you can't eat.

 Alice doesn't live here anymore.

Or eat here, either.

Beakman's World, NOT.

 "Going with the Science" has come to mean anything but.

The worst part, she could not get it on video.

Hi jinx.

 What you need is a talisman.

Something to ward off the evil eye.

A Man Swins into a Bar.

 It might not be a dive, but it is most certainly a joint.

Someone has a deep sense of humor.

Good dog.

 Not only can he speak English, 

But also a foreign language, Cat.

Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?

 Martians and Lizards and Venusians, Oh my.

He speaks with forked tongue.

Star for Support.

 Agent 86 calling Agent 99.

So much better than a shoe phone.

The Big Baby.

 And you should see him on an airplane.

There might be more than ice cream required.

No fooling.

 Things are not always what they seem.

Except for the times when they are exactly what they seem.

Relativity.

Walk a mile in another man's moccasins.

You will want to have a head start after stealing his shoes.

It's always sunny.

 It is really more a staycation than a vacation.

Cannot get there from here.

What, me worry?

 Randy Newman said it best, "Who's in charge here?"

A million little things.