The Sea Hawk.

Nobody wants to be Basil Rathbone.

He always lost.

Duck and cover.

Could still come in handy...

What with North Korea having both the Bomb and ICBM.

Thinking of you.

The wish is father to the thought.

J. Edgar Hoover knew his Shakespeare.

Everybody preferred Sharona.

But some people didn't mind Natalie.

Monk, however, got on people's nerves.

The outlines of a solution.

Sad to say, true.

Turn out the pockets, too.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

If you see Kevin McCarthy running down the street...

Can Donald Sutherland be far behind?

Who you calling a dumbbell?

You should buy them in pairs.

Because one isn't enough.

Child's play.

Talky Tina or Chucky?

Also a good lawyer.

Teachable moments.

At least she won't be grounded.

It could be worse.

All in yur head.

Somebody call Vincent Price.

It doesn't look like David Hedison or Jeff Golblum.

Now that's some spicy.

Looks like a lateral promotion.

Anyone who would call a spade a spade should be forced to use one. -- Oscar Wilde.

Back when gaga was not a person.

Self-Administered Gerocognative Exam.

SAGE for short.

The cream of the jest.

The Dip is an even rarer name.

How did he guess?

The war between men and women.

As James Thurber once said.

The 1000 Nights and a Night isn't that old.

Modern president.

The new normal is not.

Unavoidable is another way of putting it.

Non-commital.

To commit or not to commit.

Can't a woman tell without a test?

Bogey bogey.

As in golf, getting out of the trap can be frustrating.

And away go troubles down the drain.

Reading is fun da mental.

Worse still, it's a book, not an e-reader.

Get the Lysol spray.

You gotta have heart.

Miles and miles of heart.

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Twenty-Three Skidoo.

Floozies seem to do well for other products.

Like ED drugs.

Meet the parents.

Children change everything.

All in how you look at it. From the bottom of a martini glass.

There's bud and then there's bud.

Didn't she have to sign a non-compete contract?

You'll never work in this business again !

High Anxiety.

It's like a Mel Brooks movie.

Young Frankenstein.

Fresh blood.

Thus the empty waiting room. New old patients.

Age is the number one killer of old people.

Shady but not slim.

Maybe he has no conscience.

Or maybe he's not guilty.

Putting words in his mouth.

Why are you hitting yourself?

Do you really want to say that?

Hector Hugh Munro.

She was good as cooks go, and as good cooks go...

She went. (Hint, hint.)

So-called.

"Air quotes" are scare quotes.

Sugar-free is natural, too.

The End Of The World As We Know It.

Just how bad could it be?

Famous last words.

Mars or bust.

A one-way ticket on the installment plan.

Some people just have no imagination.

Something punny going on.

It's urban renewal.

Funny part of town.