Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Gilding the lily.

Heard that one somewhere before.
Plain as the nose on his face.



Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Hard to swallow.

That's a tough one.
Small chefs would be short order.



Monday, May 29, 2017

Three Men in a Boat.

Don't confuse him any more than he is already.

Everybody knows that from watching Inspector Morse.

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Speaking of Public Enemies.

James Cagney has nothing on Barney.
Talk about a reaction to grapefruit.

The scene from Public Enemy.


Saturday, May 27, 2017

Unfamiliar territory.

Still batting zero.

A shock to the system.

Friday, May 26, 2017

Thursday, May 25, 2017

No laughing matter.

The love of money is the root of all.
The union makes us strong.



Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Good intentions.

Meaning well is always a bad idea.
Some new paving material.



Monday, May 22, 2017

DNR.

Studying is against her religion.
She's leaving her brain to comedy.


Sunday, May 21, 2017

In the chips.

Making a shorter, pointier stick.
Let the chips fall where they may.



Saturday, May 20, 2017

Emergency contingency.

CLEAR !
Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.



Friday, May 19, 2017

Born to be wild.

He can't help it. He was born that way.
Own your own genes, or not, as the case may be.



Thursday, May 18, 2017

This is jeopardy.

Please file all lawsuits in the form of a question.
Bury your mistakes.



Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Much ado about nothing.

Naught to fear.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.



Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Love in bloom.

The man behind the woman.


There's coping and then there's coping.

Monday, May 15, 2017

What's up, Doc?

A little bit of pidgin is all we need.
Watch out for those flappers.



Sunday, May 14, 2017

Burn notice.

Once burned, twice shy.
Hasty repair job.



Saturday, May 13, 2017

Friday, May 12, 2017

That's not bull.

Oh, excrement.
Better than living on a volcanic island.


Thursday, May 11, 2017

Amazing feet.

The all too-common foot-in-mouth disease.
That just proves that he's flexible.



Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Prop humor.

She had Gallagher all warmed up.
Maybe she can return the ponchos for store credit.



Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Monday, May 8, 2017

Whatever happened to Helen of Troy?

Just because it's out there doesn't mean you need to read it.
Wrong answer?



Sunday, May 7, 2017

Sponge Bob.

I guess it depends on who's sponging on whom.
Try a loofah.



Saturday, May 6, 2017

On the up and up.

Nothing shady going on here.
Clear your browser history and secure erase your trash.


Friday, May 5, 2017

Change is coming.

He's an agent of change.
Change of heart? Change of mind? Change of clothes?



Thursday, May 4, 2017

Retweet to your followers?

Some of those tweets are pretty old.
How about a browser history, then?



Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Rex Morgan, M.D.

They're sure to be on the same page.
Couldn't get Dr. Kildare?



I feel your pain.

No new worlds to conquer.
Don't listen !