Friday, September 30, 2016

Conflict of interest.

Sometimes you have to make sacrifices.
If he doesn't make it, so be it.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

A favor in the future.

If he changes his name to Corleone, it might work.

Watch out for guys who sleep with the fishes.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Three-Second Rule.

Like the five-second rule, but two seconds shorter.
Followed by the lean-on-the-horn rule.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Try a little tenderness.

Killing them with kindness.

Like a honey trap, but not so sweet.

Friday, September 23, 2016

Bidding one notrump.

It takes one to know one.
I know you are, but what am I?

Thursday, September 22, 2016

It's murder out there.

Alternately, look for a place where the courts are for sale.
She asked the right person.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

As cream rises to the top.

So, too, does scum rise to the top of the pond.
And toadies skip across the pond.

Monday, September 19, 2016

Quickdraw McGraw.

They don't call him Tex for nothing.
Itchy trigger finger on the Enter Key.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

'Snot what you think.

Eating the Snot would have been disgusting.
One way or another, as they say.

Saturday, September 17, 2016

Heaven Can Wait.

The cure is as bad as the disease.

Here comes Mr. Jordan.

Friday, September 16, 2016

The New Nprmal.

Is neither new nor normal.
There's just more of it to spread around.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Teapot Dome.

The original fall guy.
Don't quote me on that.

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Education you can use.

Is there free wi-fi?

The only Starbuck I know is in Moby Dick.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016


All that energy has to find an outlet.
Withdrawal is always difficult.

Monday, September 12, 2016


Gentrification strikes again.
Make it a landmark, and they can't tear it down.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Saturday, September 10, 2016

The World Turned Upside Down.

Not exactly the surrender at Yorktown, but close.

Nothing in it but the satisfaction of bragging.

Friday, September 9, 2016

Ars gratia artis.

Of course Picasso was worth several hundred million.
It's not a pretty picture.

Thursday, September 8, 2016


The only thing worse than having them is not having them.
Just have to know which button to push.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Monday, September 5, 2016

A feeble gesture.

It was probably the gesture that the camera caught.
Impatience might have been a comic opera by Gilbert and Sullivan.

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Friday, September 2, 2016

Better than perfect.

Maybe she's stuck in a time loop.
That makes Cynthia ...Miss Lanham as a child.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Death spiral.

Sounds like she hit a sore spot.
Spiraling into the ground.