Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Monday, January 29, 2018

You gotta have heart.

No, it's a BIG, heartless corporation.
Now if they could only make a soul.


Sunday, January 28, 2018

Saturday, January 27, 2018

TRO.

She has a good lawyer.
The times they are a-changin'.


Friday, January 26, 2018

In the tank.

Superstition isn't the same as fixing.
He waited almost until halfway to give up.


Thursday, January 25, 2018

Lily liver.

All we need now is someone named Goose.
She doesn't cluck like a chicken.



Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Monday, January 22, 2018

It's bonkers.

I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, or Kleenex.
Or Aspirin or Xerox.


Sunday, January 21, 2018

As they say in France.

Who says romance is dead?
So what if she has put on a few pounds?



Saturday, January 20, 2018

Friday, January 19, 2018

Heads up.

Always the last place you look.
Look between the sofa cushions.



Thursday, January 18, 2018

Thoughts and Prayers.

If you stare at facts long enough, they will go away.
Maybe a faith-based answer will work better than fact-based.



Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Going crypto.

Anyone can do it.
If you like gambling, you'll love cryptocurrency.



Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Said Tom Swiftly.

Not all "ly" go adverbially.
Not to be confused with Dave Barry's Twitter account.



Saturday, January 13, 2018

Quantum of humor.

Every possible answer. Yes, no, maybe.
Qubit not to qubit? That is the question.


Friday, January 12, 2018

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Monday, January 8, 2018

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Meep, Meep.

The little Nash Rambler also went "beep, beep."
A voice from the past.



Saturday, January 6, 2018

Friday, January 5, 2018

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

The right stuff.

There's a reason for procedure.
The tall nail gets hammered down.


Monday, January 1, 2018