Thursday, January 31, 2013

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Reindeer games.

The little engine obviously had a lot of repressed rage.

Much like Rudolf.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013


A woman's most attractive feature is always the EEG.

She really is a calculating woman.

Monday, January 28, 2013

Freak of nature.

No reason to be uncomfortable, Lucretia.

There's nothing at all wrong with being a total freak of nature.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Savant of the Breakfast Table.

Lucretia is not an idiot, at any rate.

A perfectly wonderfully useless gift.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Driving home the point.

If you have to drop an anvil to make your point, it's too late.

Somebody up there likes them.

Friday, January 25, 2013


It's not over til the fat guy yodels.

On the other hand, if they are selling Yodels, then it all makes sense.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

McHale's Pate.

Or was it Navel Jelly?

Some people mistake Ernest Borgnine for William Bendix.

Cast, Part Two.

Other Denizens of the Park.

Henry the Hater. -- he's like Mikey, he hates everything.

Horace. We have no information about him.
Digby the Dip, Pickpocket extraordinaire.

Morrie, homeless boy, who believes in heroes.

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

What a revolting development this is.

Or, as Chester Riley might say, "I'm revolting."

I can't get started without the Bendix Spring.

Monday, January 21, 2013

EA Sports Girl?

What other Madden could Cynthia have meant?

Come on, like there's some guy called Steve, or something?

Sunday, January 20, 2013


It's a lousy holiday.

They must have some mighty big lice.

Saturday, January 19, 2013

The alternative is the Drinking Duck.

Or you could just hire someone to wear the watch.

It costs twice as much as the watch.

Friday, January 18, 2013

Gag reflex.

It's enough to turn your stomach.

A finger down the throat works, too.
A retched gag.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

The assault on weapons.

Don't point a loaded strip unless you mean to use it.

It was fire bucket, of course, which was supposed to be full of sand.

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Tom the Butcher.

TtB AKA Tom Shroder.

Gene's long-time partner in literary crime.

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Cranberry cocktail.

Let's not get bogged down in details.

Butterball is the capital of turkey.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Sunday, January 13, 2013

See Spot run.

Or not, as the case may be.

It's spot on.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Olde English.

It's the language spoken in the land before time.

He's trying to hornswoggle them into thinking he's a gaga coot.

Friday, January 11, 2013

Balance of nature.

Ms. Foxx puts the world back on its axis.

I guess you would find a bum steer panhandling.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

A yachting we will go.

Believe it or not, there are people who have to make do with just one yacht every three years.

And some people who don't even have a yacht.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Empire of the Ants, Part 2.

That's a lot of obese ants.

Excluding Joan Collins.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Lawrence Welk on acid.

Turn off the bubble machine, Bubbles.

Up the down spiral staircase.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Foot in mouth.

She nailed it.

And when they tell them to Chunnel engineers, it is meta-carpal tunnel.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Whatta maroon.

As Bugs Bunny was wont to say.

But spelled "moron."