Thursday, July 31, 2014

Wednesday, July 30, 2014


All female, all the time.
We aren't sure about the hair color, though.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Pat Pending.

He can always make a new and improved version.
But new diseases are where the real money is.

Monday, July 28, 2014

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Friday, July 25, 2014


It helps if they actually say where they came from.
Or as Eliza would say, "Cor."

Thursday, July 24, 2014


Or Ding-a-ling, whichever fits,
Typewriters don't have line wrap.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Welcome to B.D.O.W.Guy Middle School.

Or Generic Middle School, as we lovingly call it.
He was probably not very lively when alive.

Monday, July 21, 2014

Not Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker.

It just stands to reason that there was a female.
You can learn a lot in a bar.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

A dish best served cold.

Time for a little "walking tall" action.
There's a village somewhere that should be afraid.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Roach motel.

Roaches check in, but they never check out.
Stop bugging me!

Friday, July 18, 2014

Pop your top.

The whole country went down the drain with zip-top cans.
Nothing but softies.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Kardashian IQ test.

Just don't drag Bruce Jenner into it.
It's always the dragon who suffers.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Monday, July 14, 2014

Can't knock the Fonz.

He is more than a celebrity. He's an actor and producer.
And he jumped the shark.

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Saturday, July 12, 2014


Gradual exposure to larger and larger doses.
Allergy to the truth can be difficult to overcome.

Friday, July 11, 2014

Mandy Rice-Davies.

John Profumo, Abe Fortas, and all the rest of 1960s gang.
Non sequitur by dadgum.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Nowhere this.

Now work on palindromes.
Cruelty, thy name is Foxx.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The big brushoff.

She put him on the Do-Not-Call list.

Don't call us, we'll not call you.

Monday, July 7, 2014

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Not for long.

Let us show you ConTemp'd.
Ten months on, two months off. Who needs full-time?

Saturday, July 5, 2014

The New McCarthyism.

Lockjaw would not be a bad thing with Jenny McCarthy.
And she can keep her e-cigarettes, too.

Friday, July 4, 2014

BVD vs. DVD.

Who wins out in the lab test?
Watchable underwear, the next big thing.

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Apple cheeked.

The balance sheet is in her favor.
Indulge her. She doesn't have long.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Bank holiday.

They celebrate every day with your money.

One big happy family.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Can cause.

Limpness of the credit or debit card.

And exhaustion of the bank account.