Mind like a steel trap.

 Much like a black hole, nothing escapes him.

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Never miss a beat.

 The beat generation, daddio, marched to a different drummer.

If you can't beat them...

Multiplicity.

 Anything multiplied by zero equals zero.

She is learning about breaking points.

Pants on fire.

 He meets the minimum qualifications...

Prolific liar and petty thief.

Key to the throne room.

 He has been promoted to the custodial staff.

His future is down the toilet.

Park it here.

 Prime real estate, now that is the thing.

The parking break.

Rude awokening.

It's a John L:ennon inspired sleep-in

More relaxed than a sit-in.

Hiding in plain sight.

 Question everything.

Who are you going to believe?

Time for a change.

 Can you make change for a fifty?

Constant change is an oxymoron.

Now you see it.

Stealing data is why they invented Bluetooth.

The crowds at Carnegie Hall are the best.

Quote a day.

 "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"La di da."

The mechanics of love.

 Someone has been chatting with Bing.

But which one?

Wild Thing.

 Her middle name is Rumpus.

It's on her birth certificate.

Second to none.

 She will soon Sarte him out.

To be or not to be, that's the existentialist question.

What's in a name?

 He's not a rose by any other name.

Some secret identities are better than others.

Eye rhyme.

 Now that is a sight for sore rhymes.

Nobody says a-gain, except a capitalist.

Beet it.

 He does not believe in killing or being killed.

He would rather not be a vegetable.

Fourth Wall Blues.

 She is not a gold digger.

She is just drawn that way.

Domestic omerta.

 You do not fraternize with the enemy.

If you know what's good for you.

Thought experiment.

 They've gone to Fantasy Island.

Don't call us, we'll call you.

That's the ticket.

 Getting points on his license is a real emergency.

They will raise his insurance rate.

Weather or not.

We talk a lot about the climate.

And do something, just too little. Too late.

Self-defense class.

 Hear today, gone right away.

Also works on cockroaches.

Salesmanship.

 Something in it for everyone.

Makes it sound too good to be true.

I never promised you a rose garden.

 Nobody ever said that his true self was pretty.

You get what you pay for.

About face.

 That would be your other left.

Left behind.

Hope Springs.

 Everybody has a story.

Life outside the classroom.

A Dilly.

Sounds more like Charlie Brown than Dilbert.

Smartest dog in the room.