Wednesday, February 28, 2018

H50 2.0

O' Lord. Don't get them started on MacGyver.
Lucretia just isn't old enough.



Tuesday, February 27, 2018

Your local yokels.

The street corner is locally sourced.
That's a load of manure.



Monday, February 26, 2018

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Friday, February 23, 2018

A man of conviction.

He was following the party line.
A vote of no confidence.



Thursday, February 22, 2018

For the best night's sleep.

Looking for a permanent sleep.
It's the thought that doesn't count.



Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Sooner rather than later.

Waiting time is less than fifteen minutes.
Times is on your side.



Tuesday, February 20, 2018

QE2.

You can't keep the monarch out.

But you can make her feel unwelcome.

Monday, February 19, 2018

Sunday, February 18, 2018

The Iggies.

Not random enough.
Next year, why some things are off the wall.



Saturday, February 17, 2018

Friday, February 16, 2018

Wage earner.

Some are willing to work for less.
How is the health insurance?



Thursday, February 15, 2018

Early riser.

That's a bit cheeky.
They've reached a non-understanding.



Wednesday, February 14, 2018

It's a gift.

He's gifted that way.
Give a hoot about verbing.



Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Bart was here.

Hugh Janus was also not there.
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?



Monday, February 12, 2018

Phlebotinum.

Whatever...
Technobabble for the magical.



Sunday, February 11, 2018

Lamzydivey.

Good source of e.coli.
And that's just from the petting.



Saturday, February 10, 2018

Bespoke justice.

Custom designed and hand-crafted.
And by the lowest-bidder.


Friday, February 9, 2018

Avoid it like the plague.

Yet another reference to Arnold.
Rats in the cafeteria wearing hairnets.


Thursday, February 8, 2018

The Crying Game.

Don't play Sorry with him, either.
Another kind of deception. Put him out of his misery.


Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Half a loaf.

Now he knows what "better than none" means.
Share and share but not alike.



Monday, February 5, 2018

Cita, Del.

Getting kicked out would be graduation.
Delightful, delicious, demeritorious.



Sunday, February 4, 2018

The motion is adopted.

Not the strongest bargaining position.
Trade her for Eric Trump.


Saturday, February 3, 2018

Power of the Press.

You can't do that with your smart phone.
If you can't laugh at yourself...


Friday, February 2, 2018

Nonconformists Unite.

You have nothing to lose but your individuality.
Next week she will want to be like everyone else.



Thursday, February 1, 2018