Saturday, September 30, 2017

Friday, September 29, 2017

Back in the day.

When coins were made of silver.
Love makes the world go 'round, also love of money.



Thursday, September 28, 2017

The babysitter.

Baby, baby, oh, baby.
It will be in the new tax code.



Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

You must think it's screwy.

Just screw it.
If the bride runs away, will she bolt?


Monday, September 25, 2017

Service with a smiley.

Don't ask. No, really, don't ask.
Please help us to serve you better by making you serve us.



Sunday, September 24, 2017

Old Sparky.

If you are going to steal, steal ironically.
Bob does it all the time.



Saturday, September 23, 2017

Family resemblance.

At least he's not crabby.


Compliments by the pound.

Friday, September 22, 2017

The porpoise driven life.

Have you tried all the dead languages?
Have you sent for Flipper?



Thursday, September 21, 2017

The Cretan Paradox.

Is his name Epimenides?
All Cretans are liars. Epimenides is a Cretan.


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Twelve Years a Billionaire.

He's smart enough to not stand still for that.
It was a privilege to know you.



Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Monday, September 18, 2017

It's monster monster monster.

Gravedigger et al.
The crush of business, and the business of crushing.



Sunday, September 17, 2017

It's a workout.

They both don't use the gym at different times.
Maybe they need an eye checkup.



Saturday, September 16, 2017

The Top Ten List for Today.

 Greatest quotations about disaster.
10: Apollo 13.
9. Book of Job.
8. Edward R. Murrow.
7. FDR.
6. Hindenburg.
5. Challenger.
4. Dubya, Katrina.
3. Cronkite, Nov 22, 1963.
2.Oppenheimer, Trinity test.
And the number one worst...

Friday, September 15, 2017

In the bag.

She escaped.
Cat's out of the bag and all over the street.



Thursday, September 14, 2017

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Augmented reality.

Better than a Bond girl.
Real woman fake identity.



Saturday, September 9, 2017

I know what you did last summer.

There's probably a series of sequels in that.
Secrets always want to be told.


Friday, September 8, 2017

He who steals my wallet.

Good name and good will -- must be stolen goods.
He makes the ha-ha.


Thursday, September 7, 2017

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Beware of the leopard.

On display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet...
In an abandoned lavatory.



Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Monday, September 4, 2017

The value of nothing.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.
It's more of a crap shoot.



Sunday, September 3, 2017

Lottery fever.

If you have lottery fever...

You need to take the cure.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

You herd it first here.

Eye put the I in iPhone.
It's a stampede.


Friday, September 1, 2017

Tough enough.

The world blinked.
It's tough out there for a wimp.