Play time.

 And begging is definitely beneath his dignity.

But he has trained his human to retrieve it every time.

The Spirit of Enterprise.

 His entrepreneurial spirit is being stifled.

Rules are made to be broken.

Dream on.

His own version of the power nap.

Work from home.

Higher math.

 It uses the complex algorithm, subtraction.

It can also guess if you are gullible.

Ageism.

 He is clearly old enough to know better.

She has reached the age when she is ageing backward.

Use it or lose it.

 It's a sin to waste a perfectly good Charles.

Conspicuous consumption applies to man-hours, too.

In the words of Mr. T.

 I pity the fool who draws me.

Good grammar has went.

House hunting.

 Sounds more a law office, The Sue House.

Or possibly it is Spanish for title theft.

The sum of all fears.

 Politicians have a Constitutional right to do nothing...

And get paid for it.

NSFW.

 Straddling a fine line.

Because it is Summer.

Irrefutable.

 They have a surefire way to win any argument.

Also, a rim fire way.

Disarming manner.

 Luckily for him, Barney isn't carrying today.

"I can't hear you."

Shrinkflation.

 Is there a shrink in the house?

Necessity and invention equals necessinvention.

The Ringer.

 She's very tall for her age.

Not just a K, but a KO.

Who's on the mound?

 Who owned the owner?

There is no Joy in Mudville. The buy only generics.

Owner/Manager.

 He's a regular Cornelius McGuillicuddy.

Suit up, Connie Mack.

Without Peer.

 Just call him Sir.

Or esquire, if you must.

A visit to the vomitorium.

 What a revolting development that is.

He has them heading for the exit.

Same boat.

 Thoughts and prayers only work for mass shooting events.

It's like they are identical situations.

Never too late.

If you are lucky, you learn something new every day.

Who counsels the counselor?

Attemtion getter.

He can just buy one from South Africa.

Can a fusion reactor be imminent?

DIY nukes.

 Grow giant mushroom clouds in your own basement.

You might want to get the NRC in on that.

The Zipster.

 The correct phrase is "Zip your lips."

Apparently, there is such a thing as a stupid question.

The view from above.

Thanks to all the little people.

Inquiring minds want to know.

No fault walker.

 One thing leads inevitably to another.

Give them to the concierge.

Shaky footing.

 The sole of discretion.

Off on the wrong foot.

Paid his dues.

 Starting conversations with strangers violates the introvert...

Code of Behavior.

Horsing around.

 He did not like here Shari Lewis had put her hand.

A little harmless horseplay.

The Birds.

 The auspices are unfavorable.

Fly away, fly away, fly away home.

One and Donne.

The little manx has her there.

Isle be seeing you.