Saturday, March 31, 2018

The First of April.

It was a day like any other day.

Stranger things have happened in the real world.

Friday, March 30, 2018

Line of communication.

Better than texting.
Crossing the DMZ.



Thursday, March 29, 2018

Quantum Leap.

It's the Carl Sagan Principle of pricing.
Billions and billions and billions.

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Missionary position.

Don't make me laugh.
Always expect the best, or possibly not.


Tuesday, March 27, 2018

To thine own selfie be true.

If it feels wrong, it probably is.
Nobody else can be Cynthia, so she might as well be.



Monday, March 26, 2018

Sunday, March 25, 2018

It's the Jack Benny Show.

We've graduated from armed robbery.
All that's needed is the voice of Mel Blanc.



Saturday, March 24, 2018

Friday, March 23, 2018

Leave it to Barney.

My, Mrs. Cleaver, you are looking especially fine today.
If you can fake sincerity...

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Oh, that's corny.

Cheap at the price.
Made by little elves who live in a tree.



Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Don't go Russian away.

We might need a special prosecutor.

If you can't lick 'em...employ 'em.

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Piece work.

And that's how he is paid.
By the piece.

The Lost Barney & Clyde.

The Gun Control strip that THEY didn't want you to see.