Sunday, January 31, 2016

My Gal, Sal.

The only person there more often is the bartender.
What was the question again?

Saturday, January 30, 2016

You can't trust a talking dog.

Duke is always trying to sell the family secret.

Some people just don't photograph well.

Friday, January 29, 2016

Not a leading brand name.

Noad? Isn't that a brand of sunblock?
Better than nothing.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Curiosity killed the Martians.

And there are dead  spots in the stairwells.
Sounds like a date.

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Salad days.

If anyone knows about the leafy green stuff...
There's Homer-Bart choking coming.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Sunday, January 24, 2016

When subtext becomes text.

That sound you hear is a hint dropping.

You do that redo that you do so well.

Saturday, January 23, 2016


You can't spell turducken without T-U-R-D.
Seems like the perfect food.

Friday, January 22, 2016

Quiet and kept to herself.

Not the ticking time bomb type.
Tom Edison comes through again.

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Who what where when why?

The "H" you say.
The pronunciation has changed the spelling.

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Dr. Kronkheit's only living patient.

Smith & Dale must be around here somewhere.
It hurts when I do that.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Name brand.

Tough pill to swallow.
All choked up, which is a hazard.

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Friday, January 15, 2016

Sole survivor.

Said the man with ostrich skin shoes.
He might have to add a wing.

Thursday, January 14, 2016


Hit a nerve?

Must be the funny bone.

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Tell a florist.

Sending flowers is ultimately cheaper.
She knows the best counter argument.

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Monday, January 11, 2016

Sunday, January 10, 2016

Saturday, January 9, 2016

A diller, a dollar.

Seems like a win-win situation to me.

Not everyone is Hugh Laurie.

Friday, January 8, 2016


It must have been somebody else's fault.
Don't look now., but some people can't even find it, let alone cover it.

Thursday, January 7, 2016

That's groovy.

How Cynthia got her groove back.
Might even be made into a movie.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016


Or as they say in Philadelphia those darned Iggles.

Better safe than sorry. It's a surveillance society.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Monday, January 4, 2016

Sunday, January 3, 2016

The devil you know.

Wiccans have rights. too.
The customer is always right, except when not.

All together, now, spell "altogether."

Saturday, January 2, 2016

Friday, January 1, 2016