Friday, December 31, 2021

Missing time.

 If you can't manage falling into a coma...

Forgetting some years is the next best thing.

Thursday, December 30, 2021

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

Any and all.

 Can you vague that up a bit more?

 
He has a cunning plan.

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Monday, December 27, 2021

Sunday, December 26, 2021

ICK.

 Got them hook. line and sinker.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.

Saturday, December 25, 2021

Yaking it up.

 Yakety yak yak.

 
It only yurts when I laugh.

Friday, December 24, 2021

A Christmas Carol.

'Tis better to give than receive.

But 'tis best not to get caught receiving.

Thursday, December 23, 2021

No secret anymore.

 Surprise. Now if she is looking for an escort...

It was in her letter to Santa.

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Santa's Little Helper.

 If he were less pathetic, he would be someone else.

Thinking of others can be exhausting.

Monday, December 20, 2021

All in the game.

 Contrary to Ernie Lombardi, winning isn't the only thing.

Losing consistently but plausibly is everything.

Sunday, December 19, 2021

Saturday, December 18, 2021

Friday, December 17, 2021

You better watch out.

 The elf with the pelf.

A greeting card would be less expensive.

Thursday, December 16, 2021

A visit to Saint Nicholas.

 Somehow it is cheaper to buy off Santa than to buy gifts.

He's on the Naughty List  -- again.

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Worth every cent.

 You get what you pay for.

If you haven't got a penny, a halfpenny will do,

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Two faces of Eva.

 Robert Louis Stevenson meet Ms. Hyde.

More concise, too, as determined by Occam's electric shaver.

Monday, December 13, 2021

Out with the old.

 If it ain't broke, break it.

In with the practically good as new.

Sunday, December 12, 2021

The fix is in.

 It's a disposable. Reduce, Reuse, Recycle.

You break it, we sell a new one.

Saturday, December 11, 2021

But who's counting?

 Forbes is making a list, they're checking it twice.

The top 25 percent of the top 1 percent.

Friday, December 10, 2021

Thursday, December 9, 2021

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

Monday, December 6, 2021

Dead tree edition.

 Extree ! Extree, read all about it !

Try lining a bird cage with an iPad.

Sunday, December 5, 2021

Saturday, December 4, 2021

Who was that masked man?

 It is the well-known cloud of dust that he is throwing.

Heigh-ho !

Friday, December 3, 2021

Thursday, December 2, 2021

Wednesday, December 1, 2021

The little Nipper.

 The real giveaway probably was that whole talking thing.

Except in the book City by Clifford Simak, dogs don't usually talk.