Friday, March 31, 2017

A walk in the park.

Nobody believed Dan Rather. either.

He's solid muscle,sold muscle.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Let's all do the lumbago.

It's the newest dance craze.
Sort of like the lambada.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Trust Buster.

Buster Keaton or Buster Crabbe?
If you get caught creating a trust, you could end up being a trusty.

Monday, March 27, 2017

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Saturday, March 25, 2017

At sixes and sevens.

"I am not a number. I am a free man !"
Yes, but which is which?

Friday, March 24, 2017

Give or take a billion years.

It's still better than intelligent design.

Four billion years. Seems like only yesterday.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

A-trolling we will go.

Trolling takes devotion and perseverance.
And an internet connection. So not that hard.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Meta cliche.

Self-awareness strikes in the most unusual places.
At the most unexpected times.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

It's all in the title.

It is called Barney & Clyde, after all.

Not Barney & Friends.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

With some qualification.

The bare minimum is all we ask.
And that is what we get.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Between You, Me and the fence post.

Between you and me, it's a trick question.
Even in a dream sequence it's bad grammar.

Friday, March 17, 2017

For pity's sake.

Looks more like contempt.
Or maybe the self-pity is enough.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Hate to say it.

Fits right in with the times we live in.
Post-logical thinking wins the day.

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Misty watercolored memories.

Unforgettable, that's what you are.
Probably remembers the serial number, too.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Bearded in his own den.

No means no beard.
In terms he can understand.

Monday, March 13, 2017


What's your lottery number?
He can always move to Canada.

Sunday, March 12, 2017


It's the real reel Bonnie & Clyde.
Quick turnaround, Price, Waterhouse, Cooper.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

First day blues.

And things only get worse from there.
You must have been a beautiful baby -- not !

Friday, March 10, 2017

Apologiia pro vita sua.

Now if we only knew whom he had offended.
And how he offended her.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Curriculum vitae.

She's well on the way to high office.
Used her imagination.

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Monday, March 6, 2017

Tissue of lies.

All the best ideas start in the bathroom.
Just usually in the shower.

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Let's have a convoy.

Her name is Mudd?
Just a tracing.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

The Curate's Egg.

Some parts are supposed to be better than others.
But it is thoroughly rotten.

DuMaurier's original Curate's Egg.

Friday, March 3, 2017

Fu Manchurian.

Raymond Shaw has nothing on Barney.
Nothing at all suspicious about that.

Thursday, March 2, 2017

Take all necessary precautions.

Best to be on the safe side.
Just a small crack can lead to total failure.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Walk this way.

It's Eyegor.
And it's Fronkensteen.