Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Crazy like a fox.

Nothing a little crazy glue won't fix.
It's not like it was irreplaceable.

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

See a penny, picl it up.

All the day you'll have good luck.
Bugs Bunny says that, too.

Monday, December 29, 2014

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Friday, December 26, 2014


They always seem to know.

Does he also get carsick?

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Do gooder.

Barney did well, at least.
If they are desperate enough, it seems like a windfall.

Wednesday, December 24, 2014


To quote Steve Allen...

Make me a fire.
Merry Christmas. Throw another Yul into the fire.

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

In limbo.

How low can you go?
Bending over backward for the party.

Monday, December 22, 2014

Throws like a girl.

Maybe he can make a Little League team.
Or possibly a Tee-Ball team.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Touchy feely.

Must still be in diapers.
Get all huggy.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

The last boy scout.

You can take the boy out of the scouts...

But you can't take the scouts out of the boy.

Friday, December 19, 2014

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Rumble in the Roomba.

Consuela did a rhumba all over it.
Not the Smothers Brothers.

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

The Honeymooners.

One of these days, Alice.
Years before there was a space race.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

That socks.

In science you make your own luck.
The right and left socks got mixed up.

Monday, December 15, 2014

Sunday, December 14, 2014


No wonder the law is loopy.

It's full of loopholes. And the customers get dumped on.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Friday, December 12, 2014

Mile high.

Did a job in Denver.

What else could it mean?

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Return of the Fly.

I bet David Hedison wishes he had thought of that.

And Jeff Goldblum, too.

Monday, December 8, 2014


That's just the way he rolls.
Brown-nosing pays off.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Lack of commitment.

Anything worth doing...

Is worth doing well.

Saturday, December 6, 2014

Friday, December 5, 2014


Either one could go viral.
Add a kitten and you could break the internet.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Monday, December 1, 2014

Quality control.

The sound of one buck passing.
Leave a few crumbs for the birds.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Saturday, November 29, 2014

No laughing matter.

A now for a little bubomic plague humor.

Don't be a poophead.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Not too swift.

That's what they used to call a Swiftie, he said typily.
And her brother Tom.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

The Following.

Better known as her apostles.
Worry when she tries to walk on water.

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Tuesday, November 25, 2014


That would go with the calamari from that Sunday.
Just fade into the background.

Monday, November 24, 2014

Attitude adjustment.

That was the same advice she was given by Lucretia...

Only it was about making friends.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Bureau of Reduplicative Redundancy.

You wouldn't get that from a machine, either.
Didn't he see the scare quotes around "found?"

Friday, November 21, 2014

Hope springs eternal.

Close to justifying the high cost of the readily available drugs.

There's good news and bad news.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Remembering Little Iodine.

Henry Tremblechin, on the other hand, we can look up.
Jimmy Hatlo would be disappointed.

Bigdome loked something like Emory Parnell.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014


When in doubt, temporize.
It's written all over his face.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Monday, November 17, 2014

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Friday, November 14, 2014

Spexial adviser to the president.

Some of that "advice" might not be strictly legal.

First amendment invoked again.

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Nobel for medical humor.

Lab humor is unlike any other humor.
Duane must be rubbing off on them.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Crash test dummy.

If you know how to steer him...

You don't need to know how to steer a car.