On the hoof.

 Two cows on the lam.

Police gave it a citation for a mooving violation.

Forget-me-nots.

 He's not even feeling a little blue.

Flowers for Algernon.

Twofer.

 Magic marketing.

  Charge double to cause the side effects.

Free expression.

 There is no such thing as bad publicity.

Satire is covered by the First Amendment.

A taxing situation.

 Tax avoidance season, that most wonderful time of the year.

The undead pay no taxes.

Dog training.

 But me no butts.

Who's the Alpha in this pack?

I, Robot.

 Which ones are pictures of traffic lights?

Just a simple Turing Test.

Up with fleas.

 If you lie down with dogs...

First get a flea collar.

Pretty normal.

 Normal, you learn to live with it.

Whatever it might turn out to be.

For those on the go.

 Just deposit your non-fungible tokens.

Free to enter, pay to get out.

Thanks for the memories.

 He got a very sincere "Thank you" note.

Sealed with a kiss.

Guilt-free meal.

It's the natural order of things.

And all is right with the world.

The Fall Guy.

 Lee Majors was perfect, but was unavailable.

That's a take. Print it.

Publicity defender.

 Where they can do the most good.

Specialists in Victimology.

The sixth-and-a-half sense.

 And Edison told him so in person just the other day.

The Thin Man is on the double bill.

Heart to heart.

 The same applies to birthdays and anniversaries.

Selective memory defies gender parity.

Gone with the wind.

 In the words of the Emperor, "It's a gas."

We're going to need a longer bench.

It's catching on.

 And that is the nicest thing they had to say.

From the general population to the population at large.

Catch and release.

 He was tagged and released.

The joke's on him.

Humble pie.

 Humility can be a two-way street.

Or is it humiliation?

The nose knows.

 Maybe one day he will be a real boy.

There are no strings attached.

House rules.

 Some games are best played without a full deck.

Playing the hand that was dealt him.

Write-in.

 Some of those congresspersons are Senators.

Because they all have bad reps.

Pet health insurance.

 A billionaire picking up the tab is...

 The equivalent of pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Where's Waldo?

 If Emerson was so much more practical than Thoreau...

How come Henry David was the one who built a cabin?

Moving day.

 It was the fence who told him that he could move it.

Should have confined himself to moving his cheese.

Nine points of the Law.

 It is not nice to put words into Mother Earth's mouth.

Humans have been declared a danger to ourselves and others.

Up, up and away.

 As long as you don't cut back on the luxuries.

Necessities are easier to do without.