Saturday, June 30, 2018

Even money.

I wouldn't bet on it.
Risky being defined as taking it. Available under the sign of the laughing skull.


Friday, June 29, 2018

Thursday, June 28, 2018

I know nothing.

The man who wasn't there.
The invisible man strikes back.



Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

At least he didn't choose Napoleon.
Now that would have been crazy.


Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Barr None.

Things don't look Rosie.
Do not use the internet or your brain when on Moonestra.


Monday, June 25, 2018

Lamb chop.

Like a lamb to the slaughter.
Simmons doesn't look strong, but he's wiry.



Sunday, June 24, 2018

Anthony Bourdain, R.I.P.

"My house is run, essentially, by an adopted, fully clawed cat with a mean nature."


 June 25, 1956--June 8, 2018.

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Friday, June 22, 2018

Camera obscura.

Film or digital, that is the question.
Red light cameras, on the other hand, are being shut down



Thursday, June 21, 2018

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Work shall make you eligible for fewer benefits.

The safety net keeps Barney from losing money.
On the third hand there's a tax cut that requires reducing Medicare and Medicaid.



Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Martha's quick tip.

Martha uses them all the time on PBS.
A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.


Monday, June 18, 2018

Put on a smiley face.

Facetime is not much help, either.
Human contact is to be discouraged.



Sunday, June 17, 2018

How to get your guru back.

You have to do too much work to meditate.
Just wears me out thinking of it.



Saturday, June 16, 2018

Snakes and Ladders.

Shedding his skin.
Food trucks are his specialty.



Friday, June 15, 2018

Get your Rick on.

People never grow tired of the classics.
Even Westworld does it.



Thursday, June 14, 2018

Up a tree.

It's the ever-popular zone defense.
That's a definite maybe not.



Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

One size fits all.

Dowels and children are shaped by similar processes.
It involves a lot of hammering.


Monday, June 11, 2018

Minimum wage.

Proof of life is proof of a living wage.
Get ahead by getting yours.



Sunday, June 10, 2018

Saturday, June 9, 2018

Teotwawki, part 2.

The end of the world as we know it, come again?
Possibly June 12.

Friday, June 8, 2018

Thursday, June 7, 2018

Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Tuesday, June 5, 2018

Monday, June 4, 2018

Discount city.

Spreading goodwill secretly.
Never let the right hand know...


Sunday, June 3, 2018

Like cats and dogs.

One ugly baby.
Just one more thing, as Columbo used to say.



Saturday, June 2, 2018

Duck !

You left out Donald.
One is a decoy.


Friday, June 1, 2018

That will get a rise out of them.

Armie's Army.
She couldn't help it.


Armand Hammer, founder of Occidental Oil, grandfather of actor Armie Hammer, tried to buy Church & Dwight, the company that makes Arm & Hammer Baking Soda. He failed to acquire a majority position, but did obtain enough stock to get on the board of directors.