Tuesday, December 31, 2013

A little gangrene goes a long way.

That's why they call them "graphic."

You can catch nausea from the posters.

Monday, December 30, 2013

Keyed up.

 Never throw away a key.



You never know when you might remember what it unlocks.

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Conspiracy theory.

That's what they want you to think.

Have ever actually seen a dead Big Pharma executive?

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Brains.

Theda Bara is stored somewhere in there.

Some people don't even use the half that is left.

Friday, December 27, 2013

Pay to play.

Not everyone can have such a good job.

Even so, loyal employees are hard to find.

CUT!

Slice of life comics.

He's a regular cutup.

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

SkyMall.

If you have the money for that kind of thing.

It's Headstart for rich kids.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Presents of mind.

Mind games cannot be returned, even for store credit.

That's what we call presents of mind.

Monday, December 23, 2013

Alfred Hitchcock presents.

It was like the shower scene from Psycho.

Well, maybe more like the shower scene from High Anxiety.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Banksy strikes again.

You never know, maybe it was Banksy.


Or there could be something in that evil twin idea.

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Friday, December 20, 2013

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Delightful, Delovely, Demean.

Demean me, demean you.

Long lead to a short joke.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Indentured servitude.

Isn't there a Constitutional Amendment about that?

Good toadies are hard to find.


Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Mentholyptus.

Smith Bros. or Pine Bros.?

Oh, it's Halls!

Monday, December 16, 2013

Sunday, December 15, 2013

The gentleman's gentlemans.

Is there a separate one for varlets?

Jeeves has his own.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Friday, December 13, 2013

Bloody L.

Barney's heart is in it.


Not to mention his wallet.


Thursday, December 12, 2013

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Piscataway.

Piscataway sounds like a good name for it.

At least it's descriptive.

Monday, December 9, 2013

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Friday, December 6, 2013

Hot diggety dog.

Ms. Foxx has reached the age when she can't afford to be that choosy.

At least it's not Duane.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Doctor Doctor.

Animals can't tell you where it hurts.

The standards aren't that much different, we hope.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Monday, December 2, 2013

The Theory of Everything.

It all makes perfect sense.

A-yachting we will go.
A-yachting we will go.

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Go with the flow.

Pouring everything into it.

Focus focus.

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Friday, November 29, 2013

This is a stickup.

I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

What were you expecting? Something inspirational?

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Things get hairy.

It would have to be the French.

It's the natural look.

Monday, November 25, 2013

Infallibility.

Never admit you are wrong.

As long as you can lie, at least.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Friday, November 22, 2013

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

As the worm turns.

I can't imagine why the clinical trials failed.

Who wouldn't want a bunch of intestinal parasites?

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Early burnout.

Cynthia's meteoric career.

She might have peaked too early.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Sunday, November 17, 2013

SHMOE.

If you add Lake Champlain,


 you have SCHMOE.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

Friday, November 15, 2013

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Colonoscopy.

A natural sequel to the Food Court scene.

We'll get to the bottom of this.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

More is more.

Concentrated and more effective,


but use the same amount anyway.