Thursday, August 31, 2017

What's the sitch?

Leaves a lot of free time for other things.
Nothing like a decisive answer.


Wednesday, August 30, 2017

As the founders intended.

When you're right, you're right.
Everyone can agree. Uniting all sides.



Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Monday, August 28, 2017

Sunday, August 27, 2017

Jean Luc Pillsbury.

They have about equal numbers of hairs.
All ahead, warp nine.


Saturday, August 26, 2017

Black box warning.

Magnifying glass free with order.
Just pay separate shipping and handling.

Friday, August 25, 2017

The show for bird brains.

Sounds like a killer idea.
He could have said, "Drop dead."



Thursday, August 24, 2017

People all said sit down.

Isn't this where Stubby Kaye sings?
How about the loaves?


Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Cat and mouse.

Ambiguity strikes again.
Probably just a small fire.



Tuesday, August 22, 2017

MBA, Mob Business Administration.

They did teach it a Trump U.
Opening offer is often the last offer.



Monday, August 21, 2017

The hand that rocs the cradle.

He's got some big rocs.
There could be a franchise of Hard Rocs.



Sunday, August 20, 2017

The devil is in the details.

The data support that view.
Who can blame her?



Saturday, August 19, 2017

Friday, August 18, 2017

Not for love or money.

For both, now you're talking.
Root, root root.
For the root of all evil.


Thursday, August 17, 2017

Follow the sun.

In a red county, perhaps?
It's like a Connecticut Yankee.



Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Things are going swimmingly.

At some point, a fish swam in this water.
Please, sir, may I have some more?



Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Who is he to say?

Whale shark? That sounds fishy.
Is the messenger edible?



Monday, August 14, 2017

Don't take that meeting of the five thousand.

If you have very small portions.
Or everyone has had gastric bypass surgery.



Sunday, August 13, 2017

Rossum's Universal Robots.

It's okay, as long as you know where the OFF switch is.
Blue pill or red?


Saturday, August 12, 2017

Forget your troubles, c'mon get happy.

Well, Cynthia is female.

More troubles than Ireland.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Fines doubled when workers present.

Watch out for falling patience.
Must be that proverbial road. The one paved with good intentions.



Thursday, August 10, 2017

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Salt of the earth.

Sea salt would be fine.
I'll take a pass on the sweat.



Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Call her bwana.

Elephants are so unpredictable.
Just stay away from lions named Cecil.



Monday, August 7, 2017

Do as I say.

You can't have everything.
Privacy is dead, anyway.


Sunday, August 6, 2017

Stop wining.

Does that let Dionysus off the hook?
The bacchanals followed by the Hangover and sequels.



Saturday, August 5, 2017

Friday, August 4, 2017

The flip side.

So much in common.
Like your bank account, for instance.



Thursday, August 3, 2017

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Disease of the week.

The more exotic the better.
The more the merrier, so to speak.