Sunday, April 30, 2017

The Blue Dahlia.

It's just The Bar.
She does look a little like Veronica.



Blood relations.

She cares !

I'm sure she only says nice things.

Friday, April 28, 2017

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Arnold and the Great White.

Obscurity has gotten Arnold, as sure as the giant hawk.
He was gone before his time.
Gene remembers Arnold.



Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Tastes neolithic.

More taste, less filling.
The other white meat.



Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Monday, April 24, 2017

It all adds up.

Cannot get any more practical than that.
It only takes simple arithmetic.



Sunday, April 23, 2017

What's the matter with Kansas?

It's not too late.
There are plenty of online schools to choose from.



Saturday, April 22, 2017

Ninety-nine bottles.

That would explain the Disney Concert Hall.
And that museum in Spain.



Friday, April 21, 2017

Making a killing.

Isn't that the whole point, to make a killing?
There's a pill for that.


Thursday, April 20, 2017

The road not taken.

Duane appears to have expected something different, too.
The unmade Road picture, The Road to Damascus.



Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Laughter is contagious.

Catch you later takes on a new meaning.
You should probably see a doctor.



Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Monday, April 17, 2017

Booooooring.

When you gotta go meta.
Sometimes eight panels on Sundays.



Sunday, April 16, 2017

Eightieth Percentile.

He must have been talking to Cynthia, who got less than eighty.
Popular joke around here.


Saturday, April 15, 2017

When pigs fly.

The mystery is why it only manifests as a rash.

Don't do anything rash.

Friday, April 14, 2017

Body and soul.

My heart belongs to big daddy.
He'll take one of each.



Thursday, April 13, 2017

Elves who bake cookies.

The internet elves are the hardest workers.
And nobody can prove they exist.



Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Veil of tears.

Chaos is her middle name.
So thin as to be transparent.



Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Johnny B. Good.

And whats wrong with bribery?
Take a little off the top.



Monday, April 10, 2017

That's encourageing.

All the right buttons to push.
The unlimited texts will come in handy.



Sunday, April 9, 2017

"We're lost" the captain shouted.

You can't get there from here.
Distracted walking will do it every time.



Saturday, April 8, 2017

Friday, April 7, 2017

Just saying.

Talk is cheap. Saying is just as cheap.

Not a call to action.

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Turn that frown upside down.

Finding loopholes is such fun.
Not everyone is rich enough to take advantage of the loopholes.



Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Beat the clock.

Kept after not keeping quiet.
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.


Monday, April 3, 2017

The ethics of money.

Good thing we cleared up that little problem.
Now let's do the same with conflicts of interest.


Sunday, April 2, 2017

Motivational.

"Always look on the bright side...

of death," to quote Monty Python.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Hide in plain sight.

The Invisible Man blends in well.

Just pretend I'm not here.