The Social Register.

A reason to be anti-social. He's unregistered.

He's been purged.

Can you hear me now?

It's a real thing, and it's not funny.

Well, maybe a little.

The non-answer answer.

Let me get back to you on that when I have all the figures.

It's complicated.

On the Road(show) again.

How about some "air quotes," instead?

Good for nothing.

Eyes only.

Above top secret. It's super top secret.

There might be a leak somewhere.

Obstruction of justice.

Tampering with a legal process and attempted bribery.

Not to mention  subornation.

Law of the jungle.

Laws are made to be broken? Tell that to Moses.

 I think you mean rules.

Sticking it to the Man.

Better than the Gorilla or that Phil Swift guy.

He will need his hull scraped soon.

Plain vanilla.

Mess with Barney's dessert at your own risk.

Let that serve as fair warning.

P.O.S.

That's some piece of something or other that cannot be mentioned.

It's unmentionable.

You have the right to remain silent.

She might be on to something. It's a clear violation of her rights.

Take the Fifth.

Know thyself.

She knows the boss pretty well, which should provide am advantage.

She could be a lawyer/fixer.

No soup for you.

Like yanking the plane from under her. And she's not even Speaker.

Or yanking press credentials.

Some 'splaining to do.

There's already a character who does explaining.

Irving the Explainer hasn't been around for a while.

That's awkward.

The awkward silence heard around the comics page.

Don't draw attention to it.

The Barrow Gang.

Is there a Parker or a Barrow in the audience?

Calling all ironists.

Murder in the Cathedral.

It's another sort of Canterbury Tale, the original.

Will no one rid me of this troublesome pupil?

Long past due.

There will be fines for that. On the library patrons.

Nosy people shouldn't be allowed to have facts.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Clyde, you big dummy, some things are worth it.

Temper, temper.

Alien Nation.

It's not just a television show. It's business. Big business.

Nobody can't get between him and his money.

Everything going to pot.

It's our differences that make us different.

Just call it potluck.

The picture of health.

The pictures are all of Ben Franklin. In stacks.

Some Grants thrown in for good measure.

Picture this.

It's what carpal tunnel syndrome does to stay up to date.

That's why they make a camera and tripod.

Bush league.

Moses never had bottled water, either.

As Popeye once said, "I yam what I yam."

Playing chicken.

It wasn't a rooster if it didn't come home to roost.

It was a roaster.

To be or not to be.

It's not a question of whether, nor weather.

It's the climate of stupidity.

Agent Orange.

Not to be confused with President Orange.

Feel defoliated? Try not using it.

The orphan.

How about Daddy Warbucks? First, of course, she has to be orphaned.

She could manage that much herself.

Your permanent record.

He was doing so well, too. It went to his head.

Some people just can't tale a compliment.

Mister Sensitivity.

He's practically a mimosa. The sensitive plant, not the drink.

Human Resources is being insensitive.

Minty fresh.

Sounds pretty frugal to me. Sell by date past?

Hey, big spender.