Palm Pilot.

That might not be the ordinary meaning.

Talk to the hand.

The Talk.

Not quite TED,  but more like Ted 2.

How much would they make?

Costs nothing.

He's an observant male chauvinist.

And Barney is religious about not giving money or power.

In the mood.

Well, that was depressing. Or stimulating, as the case may be.

How much is he being paid for the idea?

Bad boys, bad boys.

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

That's what is known as an embarrassment of riches.

Trading Places.

Not based on the 1983 Eddie Murphy Dan Aykroyd movie.

So don't sue.

Spaced Out.

Making up for a deprived childhood.

Lingering resentment is best served cold.

Rodents of Unusual Size.

The Nutria loves Nutria. Seems only natural.

The perfect food. Catch your own. Traps not included.

The impossible takes a little longer.

They call him Mr. Impossible. He doesn't seem even probable.

Impossible to pin down.

Plato's Retreat.

The Universe made her do it. As fate would have it.

 Any old excuse in a storm.

I believe in yesterday.

A John Wayne quotation from Operation Pacific. 

Watch. Want to see it again?

Hangman.

A calculated risk or just a thrill?

He didn't give that enough thought.

Professor Harold Pill.

That starts with P and that rhymes with T.

Right here in River City.

I, Robot.

Which Metal Man would that be? Gold, I'm guessing.

With silver fittings.

On Walden Pond.

In the words of Henry Thoreau, "Simplify, simplify."

He's eliminated everything, except his sarcasm.

Valentine's Day 2019.

How about masks? Are masks all right?

The headsman traditionally is masked.

Birds of a feather.

The pigeons always need new places to poop.

Home to roost.

One small step for a man.

That would be a giant leap for Barney.

Talk about a moon shot.

All the best people.

Good proteges are hard to find. And harder to weed out.

At least he's up front with the qualifications.

Stopping by woods on a snowy evening.

Good colds make good neighbors sick.

But that's another poem.

Peanuts.

Not the comic strip. The legume.

So don't sue us.

That's debatable.

That just as well could have been a red wig.

Red hairing.

L.S.M.F.T.

NASA NATO LBYL THABTO.

ICBM.

No problem

The universal solvent, jewelry in every form.

Up the ladder of apologies.

Purpose in life.

It's important to know where you stand in the great scheme of things.

Or sit, as the case may be.

Blow it out your...

You will want that it more than one scent.

Seems obvious in retrospect.

Smack in deface.

It's what he calls a write-on write-off.

Right on.

The Anti-social Register.

No need to humble brag about how modest you are.

Be cruel to be kind.