Agree to disagree.

 The silliest place on Earth, the Scilly Islands.

And Robbert Newton movies, like Treasure Island.

Little frog, big pond.

They could kick you out of Big Pharma.

Fake it till you make it.

Remembrance Day.

 Veteran's Day, aka Decoration Day, alias Remembrance Day.

And Washington and Lincoln had birthdays.

The world is not enough.

 The only acceptable divisor is one.

Next time, get it in writing.

Speak !

 That joke is a real howler.

What's the name of Dennis Mitchell's dog?

Never say never again.

 They said that it was impossible.

The world turned upside down.

Choking hazard.

 As recommended by the Surgeon General Veterinarian.

If it quacks like a doc.

Untruth Unsociable.

 Lying is our most important product.

And so much cheaper than Twitter.

Artificial shortage..

 Available only where products are sold.

First come, first skinned.

Dirty politics.

 Politics as a near death experience.

Not everyone's cup of sludge.

Coding for fun and profit.

 DOT DOT DOT DASH DASH DASH DOT DOT DOT 

STOP.

The family jewels.

 Blame the parents is something

That is handed down through the generations.

Head for figures.

 Saves on adding machine tapes, too.

She is a calculating woman, literally.

More than skin deep.

Worthy of taking a risk.

It was purely speculative.

The money tree.

 It is hard work just being himself.

He's always employee of the month.

Not just a movie by Hitchcock.

 It's all sand in the gears of progress these days.

Nothing but Luddites for a far as the eye can see.

Marking his turf.

 There is no upside is the downside.

Her ego will get too big for the planet.

DeLesseps to you, too.

Hey man, can you dig it?

Well, they didn't get there on their own.

Going ape.

 Monkeys have tails. Gibbons tell no tales.

Euell Gibbons was pretty great.

TIger by the tail.

Just remember the lady who rode the back of the tiger.

Do not feed the tigers.

Yes, man is an island.

 Who watches the watchers watching?

Getting suggestive.

Authoritative source.

 Of course, he might be making that up.

Call your local library, while there still is one.

Fraternity of the road.

 Oh brother, he's laying it on pretty thick.

Practice makes perfect.

Words to live by.

 Personal responsibility used to be a thing.

A thing to be avoided.

Do not try this at home.

Do-it-yourself explosives are not legal.

But it was only a dream.

La vida loca.

Two wild and crazy guys.

One man's dream is another man's nightmare.

In the words of Chester Riley.

 As William Bendix always used to say, 

"What a revolting development this is."

September song.

 Try to remember from Knickerbocker Holiday.

Good thing his head is fastened on.

Ear to the ground.

 Now might be a good time to check your 401K.

Is it portable?

What do women want?

 Don't go all Freudian on us, gentlemen.

 

Whatever you do, do not ask.

Say it, Niceley.

He was both Frank in speech and said it Nicely.

In the words of Dave Barry, "I'm not making this up."