Saturday, October 31, 2015

Friday, October 30, 2015

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Scarf it down.

 It's a trap.

 Don't ask. Won't tell.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Monday, October 26, 2015

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Refrigerator artist.

There's the Norge, the Kelvinator...
The Westinghouse, Amana, Kenmore...

Friday, October 23, 2015

Dig it.

Are there Jugheads, Bettys and Veronicas?
You don't want to be the inspiration for the next Poltergeist movie.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

It's da bomb.

And much easier to make than a clock.
Will she be moving to Qatar?

Tuesday, October 20, 2015


Politics also has that as a selling point.
If you can't enjoy your work, you are like everybody else.

Monday, October 19, 2015

Nobel no bull.

Just get the Talibam angry.
And then get shot. Easy peasy.

Sunday, October 18, 2015

The Thurber Carnival.

My world and welcome to it.
Nothing wrong with living vicariously. It's the internet.

Saturday, October 17, 2015

Friday, October 16, 2015

Thursday, October 15, 2015

A little greenery.

Buy it in bulk straight from the Federal Reserve.
The freshly shredded cabbage.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Tip of the hat.

The habit of tipping meets the art of wheedling.

Guilt combined with flattery.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015


Hold that line.
Shoreline, what with the rising tide line.

Monday, October 12, 2015


This sounds like a job for rotro-rooter.
A liver is a terrible thing of waste.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

On the go.

He did say that he can't go.
Also can't get lax about it.

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Duck !

Also a stereotype.

Looks more like a mallard.

Friday, October 9, 2015

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The Outlaw.

Just call her The Kid.
Check your dreams at the door.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Monday, October 5, 2015

The old double negative.

You cannot not get it.
What you don't don't know can't not hurt you.

Sunday, October 4, 2015

Spousal privilege.

Thank goodness a spouse cannot be compelled to testify.
The trick is getting the money to an offshore account.

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Monkey see monkey doodoo,

Making a monkey out of him.

Bonobo is one letter removed from bonomo.

Friday, October 2, 2015

A.C. Neilsen says.

If you put a dog in anything, more people will like it more.
The Aww factor is irresistible.

Thursday, October 1, 2015

Shoddy workmanship.

She knows how to put herself in another person's shoes.
A walk on the wild side.