Are you asleep?

 Guilt sells. Sell guilt.

Remember to take your memory pills.

The patrimony live.

Who is this "we" of whom you speak?

Can't blame Lucretia for your mistake.

Froggy went a-courting.

 The only thing stronger than fear is vanity.

A bullfrog or complication, your choice.

It's the climate.

 Still only a hypothesis until further confirmation.

Just like Secretary Birds.

Neither nor.

 By coincidence, where he vacations to visit his own money.

A billion here, a billion there.

Hand me down.

 He does not own it...

It owns him.

Programmed response.

 Deflection, it is not just for humans anymore.

Adaptive evasion technology.

Snapchat.

 Someone needs to go to Babel...

For a translation.

No reprieve.

 Better get used to it now.

Honesty is often boring.

The polyglot.

 And he plays Tevye in summer stock, too.

A Sholem Aleichem to you, too.

It's a pleasure.

Annoying parents is a daughter's superpower.

With great power comes great responsibility.

Customer Disservice.

 Current waiting time is...

The limit of human endurance.

Not remotely possible.

 When you put it like that...

It sounds irresistible.

Time warp.

 Why are we in Summer School...

If not to wise crack?

Attention, shoppers.

 There's always an occasion for a greeting card.

Owe their souls to the company store.

All nine points of the law.

 The sky is the limit with dependents.

We know that there are six votes for that.

No need to know.

 A little knowledge is a disgusting thing.

Forget he mentioned it.

Blue sheep.

 There's one like him in every family.

Childhood trauma can do that, sometimes.

On the other hand.

 Try a left-handed compliment.

Hang around the Leforium to see who enters.

Fowl play.

 It would be a good time to ask for a doggie bag.

And then for a doggie.

Priced out.

 Could be any random billionaire pharmaceutical company...

Founder and CEO.

WIld blue yonder.

 He is an expert at blue-skying.

Screw loose wing-nut.

Pressurized.

 He needs a relief valve.

Pop his cork.

Wrong way.

 We can drive the world into a ditch...

Without any help, thank you.

The Gambler.

 Powerball has his name on it.

The salmonella lottery.

Getting to know you.

 Bottom-line it.

At least she can't be called nosey.

I spy.

 Everyone has a double, as popular wisdom has it.

No Replicants need apply.

Unofficially speaking.

 The temporary emergency disguised the permanent one.

Or the difference is subtle.

Happy 247th birthday.

Bad Form, one of the Basic Human Rights.

In your face, UK.

Down the rabbit hole.

 Sad to say, that makes perfect sense in the current context.

Better off not following.

Fear stikes out.

 And it is such a friendly work environment.

Fear, the drug of choice.