One Day.

One day, Alice, to the moon !

Somebody is going to get dooced.

What's the sitch?

The sitch which he has to switch.

Can you hear me now?

Birds of no feather.

It's not the Bud eagle, that's for sure.

Could be that Cyldesdale left it.

Turkey shmurley.

Don't forget your places there.

Show some appreciation.

What's My Line?

The great pretender is not just a royal pain.

Just who do you think you are?

Credit score.

Give her credit for imagination and nerve.

She must have a load of outstanding debt.

To be charitable.

Other thieves would not have such scruples.

One good turn deserves another.

Pretty Polly.

Pablo wants a cracker, or possibly he is crackers.

Must be tuned in to Fox.

Questions, we have questions.

There are only stupid answers. And questioners.

That's how we learn.

Left hand.

Do not let the right hand know what the left hand is doing.

In fact, stay hands off the sucker list.

It's no joke.

It's almost as though they never heard it before.

Laughing all the way to the bank.

Giving the business.

 It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.

And he does it so very well.

Caught in the draft.

Does that mean she has hot buns?

Gives him chills just to think about it.

Cue Irving Berlin.

It's the national anthem of the one percent.

Run that dollar up the flagpole. Long may she wave.

How soon they forget.

Any similarity to any real person or mascot is purely coincidental.

Copyright and trademark applied for.

Mr. Feelgood.

Sometimes he simply thinks how much better he is -- than everyone else.

It's a small world that he inhabits.

Passing gas.

He's past it. It's in his rearview mirror.

Thought never crossed his mind, particularly to the other side

Dream on.

Top billing isn't enough for some egos.

It's the Cuban heels.

Belle the cat.

At least they know where she is.

Clang. clang, clang went the trolley.

Weight, weight, don't tell me.

You can put on the pounds just by looking at some foods.

Does this scale make me look fat?

Experience.

Experience is the best teacher.

Don't make the same error twice.

The best policy.

Honest, they wouldn't tell you they were honest if they weren't.

If you say you are honest three times, it's true.

Shift work.

He works it in all three shifts.

And in all the gears.

Busy work.

There's a whole branch of government for crackpot schemes.

It's called the Executive.

The last resort.

Pillsbury could be the very last thing you see.

But your survivors will be seeing dollar signs.

The moving finger.

Or he could have simply asked John Elway.

What does he want built?

The last laugh.

He had the last laugh. Laugh and the world laughs with you.

You're killing me.

Eye spy.

You see, they use an iris scanner. Not a retinal scanner.

It's a pun. Ha !

Play of the week.

The trick is to ignore the owners as much as possible.

Flag on the play.

Morally disadvantaged.

Barney can sympathize. Cynthia said the same of him once.

Don't try it in Florida, however. Peace.