Thursday, December 31, 2015

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

The great unwashed.

It will take some indulgence.
And maybe some hand sanitizer.

Tuesday, December 29, 2015


Well, yes, you buy one and that's it.
As long as it's spelled out in the fine print.

Sunday, December 27, 2015

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Say it ain't so, Joe.

If you can't steal from the world's most prolific cartoonist...

Who can you steal from?

Friday, December 25, 2015

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Appliance repair.

The TV repairman also has been replaced by the cable guy.
The movies have never been the same.

Sugar rush.

Don't be a sap.
Sugar,, sugar.

Doing things differently today.

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Yes mania.

Being a Yes-Man is hard work.

You don't want to strain something.

Friday, December 18, 2015

Thursday, December 17, 2015

The talented winner.

Those are some nice talents you have there.
Ans the rest is nice, too.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015


There's a lot of that going around.
I see nothing.  I know nothing. Nothing at all.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Monday, December 14, 2015

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Insensitivity training.

Low standards are better than no standards at all.

Good parenting there.

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Friday, December 11, 2015

Bottoms up.

Just when you think it can't get any stranger.

It proves you wrong every time.

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Lock, stock and barrel.

Brought to you by the NRA.

Yes, it refers to a flintlock gun.

Monday, December 7, 2015

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Dream big.

Worse than a stage mother.

She has to live there, after all.

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Friday, December 4, 2015

Let's go to the mall.

It's five o'clock. Do you know where your customer is?

Find them where they live.

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Surprise party.

At the risk of repeating himself...

He needs new material.

Monday, November 30, 2015

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Crackling good.

Knee joint connected to the sound effect machine.
Maybe he could work for the DEA.

Friday, November 27, 2015

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Sweet charity.

Let's not do anything rash.
That's just cruel.

Tuesday, November 24, 2015


Somebody has to pay the cost of living.

And dying isn't cheap, either.

Monday, November 23, 2015

No such thing.

As bad publicity.

A big name in the business.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Be cool.

How about Reddi Whip?

Close call. Good thing she's company.

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Another riotous take.

Better than the Atticus Finch joke?
If you are old enough to remember, you are old enough to have shingles.

Friday, November 20, 2015

The Invisible Man.

Claude Rains could give him a few tips.
And how does the green hair argument end?

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Accidenatlly on purpose.

That should be Alexander Fleming.
Other than that, the spork is not an accident, it just looks like one.

Monday, November 16, 2015

Being of sound mind.

Where there's a will, there's a lawyer.
He's figured out a way to take it with him.

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Serenity prayer.

Whatever brings you inner peace.

The greatest happiness for the greatest number one.

Friday, November 13, 2015

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Get out of Dodge.

Check your guns at the livery stable or the marshal's office.
And it worked.