Thursday, March 31, 2011

Enablers Anonymous.

Co-dependent city.

Yeah, it's Consuela who has the problem.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Recurring recurring nightmare.

Barney seems to have this persistent fear. As when Cynthia wanted to go vegan on October 21, 2010.

Monday, March 28, 2011

It's unnatural.

And don't get him started on "baking" soda.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

This too shall Pastic.

First Cynthia. Now Duane.

They need to call in the exorcist from the run-down parish church., the seedy see.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

No love for Lord Stanley.

I blame it all on Earl Muntz.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Basketball factoid.

When James Naismith wrote down the rules of basketball, he defined all the technical terms of the game. Dribbling. Traveling. Quarters. And he called the first three quarters Foreplay.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

A joy forever.

Barney will be revered and loved forever, just like Ivan Combe.


Ad space.

Advertising! And a catchy tune by Don Maclean. That's all Vinnie needed.

Monday, March 21, 2011

False choice.

In fact, the real choice is between Bob Ross and Donna Dewberry.
Or maybe William Alexander. Happy little tree.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

But then he took an antidepressant.

He took Whatsamattaforu.

And he got high relief.

Friday, March 18, 2011

The price of everything.

Yes, everyone does have a price.

Krafty, Clyde.

The language of love.

Money makes the world go 'round.

It's positively Dickensian. Makes you want to cry.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Sticks and stones.

Break my bones, but names will never hurt me. Unless they are written on a stick or stone.

In which case they will hurt like heck.

Terms of endearment.

They named the Hefty bag after him.

AKA Augustus Gloop.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Pass the limas, please.

A Lima Bean with bacon by any other name would taste as sweet.

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Monday, March 14, 2011

We've got to get a spittoon.

Caution: choking hazard.

It's a small world, after all. It's a small world, after all. It's a small world, after all. It's a small, small world.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Let's see what develops.

If it were a photograph, that neighborhood would need a developer.

Saturday, March 12, 2011


Was his name-O.

It's good to have a purpose in life.

Thursday, March 10, 2011


Dabney's one of the leading experts on inertia.

Or, perhaps, he means physicked.

Tailgunner Joe.

His friends call him Senator.

As opposed to the right-wing commies.
Old folks are a bad influence on impressionable minds.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

There's a pill for that.

She works at the right place. Not only can they read thought balloons, but they have a great sample policy for employees.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Friday, March 4, 2011

Vegetative state.

What's bread?
Try to build a tambour-lid bread box. Man does not live by bread alone. He needs a box to keep it fresh.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Island.

Cynthia shouldn't have been allowed to watch Lost. It gives me the pip, too.


Before Edison, every genius was brighter. Now we have LEDs.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Schnoz.

Jimmy Durante would be cheaper. He's currently dead for tax reasons.

And he appeared in cartoons. Frosty the Snowman.

Or possibly Horton.