Monday, September 30, 2013

Maid in Usa.

Geisha to you, too.

Look out for Godzilla.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Kneebone's connected to the...

She didn't say which meniscus, now, did she?

Now hear the word...connected to the funny bone.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Fluorescent Bunnies.

We saw Fluorescent Bunnies open for Adam Ant.

There really are glow-in-the-dark lab rats.

Friday, September 27, 2013

The Schoolyard Debating Society.

The fine art of finger shaming is also useful.

Resolved: nah nah nyah nah.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

That would lead to Oxo Good-Grips.

Or just possibly kisses and hugs.

Like Hershey.

Atwater Kent presents Killah.

The radio only gets Paul Whiteman.

Monday, September 23, 2013

On top of Mt. Snowdon.

It's a natural mistake.

If it can happen to Prince Andrew, it can happen to the Earl.

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Saturday, September 21, 2013

It was a dark and strormy Skype.

Fortunately, Barney has a really fat head.

And the resolution is very poor.

Friday, September 20, 2013

Bank of Cynthia.

The zoning gets them every time.

All the profits are tax free.

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Very uninteresting.

As Arte Johnson might have said.

Cynthia thinks Miss Lanham is a boob?

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

The all-new 2014 iTeam.

Soon to be bought out by Apple.

Or Microsoft, just to spite Apple.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Sunday, September 15, 2013


It's almost as if the law were protecting truthfulness.

Somebody should put a stop to it.

Saturday, September 14, 2013

No rhyme or reason.

Webinars rhymes with moon 'n' stars.

Engage tractor beams.

The well-known Darwinian Health Plan.

Survival of the fittest.

Due to conditions beyond our control, only links today.

Now that Google has fixed the blog software, our pic of the day.

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Honey-do delegation.

Barney is a man of many talents.

All of which are hired.

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Or your money back.

Clearly, a case can be made for a full refund.

AnnoyAway, comes in three pleasing aromas.

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Please take a number.

The next available representative will be with you.

Henceforth known as Barnard "Two Chairs" Pillsbury.

Monday, September 9, 2013

Sunday, September 8, 2013


They say that dogs resemble their owners.

Or possibly the reverse.

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Friday, September 6, 2013

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Smarty pants.

Everybody hates the nerds.

Even the geeks.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

The fatal flaw.

That's what we call the flaw in the ointment.

Rule number one: Never lower prices.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Shrinkage may occur.

Especially with cold water.

It's the amazing Richard Karns hose.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Sunday, September 1, 2013