Thursday, June 30, 2016

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Tuesday, June 28, 2016


Yes, Donald's middle name is really Fauntleroy.
You can see the potential confusion.

Monday, June 27, 2016

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Hang ten.

Just don't dig in the sand.
That explains the three-eyed fish.

Saturday, June 25, 2016

Friday, June 24, 2016

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

It's a date.

Small talk is the pitfall of dating.
And then there's all the other stuff.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

Vulpine, but in a good way.

Vixen isn't a reindeer.
The fox, the chicken and the bag of grain.

Monday, June 20, 2016

Circe's Isalnd.

Easy to turn men into pigs.
Otherwise, they showed admirable restraint.

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Going all meta on us.

And ambiguous as a bonus.
Her middle name is Genie?

Saturday, June 18, 2016

Picky, picky, picky.

Men have no standards.

Women at least have some standards.

Friday, June 17, 2016

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Reverse Discrimination.

Don't hate her just because she's beautiful.
What more could they want?

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Doesn't know his...

There's still that hole in the ground.
That's a little bit tougher.

Monday, June 13, 2016

Sunday, June 12, 2016

The bigger the lie.

Repeat three times and it becomes true.
Off the record, of course.

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Friday, June 10, 2016


A cappella is a resort city in Mexico.
Free association is a union without dues.

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Fall into the Gap.

More like the twilight zone.
Not selling, even at a discount.

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Lord of the Dance.

Doing the jig of joy.

It's like Riverdance.

Monday, June 6, 2016


Careful where you put that hand.
The puppetmaster.

Sunday, June 5, 2016

Going for the gold.

It's still warm enough for the mosquitoes.
But otherwise, it is illogical.

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Friday, June 3, 2016

Beery but not Wallace.

While you are in the kitchen...
Can't you train a dog to do that?

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Wednesday, June 1, 2016


And then there's railroad time.