Tuesday, February 28, 2017

The rule of three.

The rule applies without exception.
Sometimes it takes a while to sink in.

Monday, February 27, 2017

Troubling Behavior.

Getting soft in his middle age.
Everyone is entitled to an off-day.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Toots sweet.

Gas attacks violate the Geneva Convention.

Can pigeons smell?

Friday, February 24, 2017

To market, to market.

That's one way to get to pay equity.
Don't even consider the alternative.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Pass, go collect $255.

Let's not do anything hasty.
Collect on the insurance, too.

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Ms. Knowitall.

Related to Bullwinkle Moose by any chance?
Watch me pull rabbit out of my hat.

Monday, February 20, 2017

Sit up and beg.

Who's a good boy?
Laughing all the way to the bank.

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Certified charity.

Right hand does know what the left is doing.
Better than some so-called charities.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

There's method in his madness.

P-Man strikes again.
Goodness is its own reward, especially when it's followed up with money.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Left behind.

Be patient, and it will begin to improve.
Keeping up with the Gateses.

Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Monday, February 13, 2017

Gimme Shelter.

Sidekicks don't get enough respect.
It is called Barney & Clyde.

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Brown bears.

He's thinking of Pooh, not poo.
Easy to see once you know.

Friday, February 10, 2017

You can't spell goof without the goo.

Frugality begins at home.
Stringing the tin cans across the hall would have been better.

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Dungeons R Us.

Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?
New word coined: CEOpathy.

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Everybody has one.

Just don't drag them out into the open.
Cremation for Howard of the skeletons?

Monday, February 6, 2017

Lest we forget.

Pillsbury already had the "frenema."
Anyway, maybe they should get new friends.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Saturday, February 4, 2017

The Little Engine that Couldn't.

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be.
"I'll huff and I'll puff," says the other commercial.

Friday, February 3, 2017


Salute General Factotum.
Jockey for position. True to her word.

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Verified not Justified.

Putting temptation in the way.
When you put it that way...

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

You who.

She has to be herself.

She can't help it. Everybody else is taken.