Sunday, August 31, 2014

The American Dream.

Living the dream, or dreaming the life?
When dreams become self-aware, are they still dreams?

Saturday, August 30, 2014

2 rebus oar knot 2 rebus.

It pays to be able to visualize.
You just have to speak in word balloons.

Friday, August 29, 2014

A tale of a fateful trip.

The mate was a mighty sailing man.
Bringing up the eternal question, Ginger or Mary Ann?

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Nobody's perfect.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
On the internet, nobody knows you're a deer.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Monday, August 25, 2014

Get the lead out.

She moonlights as a radiologist at the dentist.
Some of the lead finds its way into the cooking.

Sunday, August 24, 2014

A million isn't what it used to be.

Or possibly she works for a cheapskate.
She's twice as useless as someone who makes twenty-five thousand.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Money makes the world go 'round.

In Mammon they trust.
If they allow mere millionaires to join, it is considered progressive.

Friday, August 22, 2014

Rap on the knuckles.

It takes a Web to raise a modern child.
Whippersnappers with no respect.

Thursday, August 21, 2014

More powerful than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall lawsuits in a single bound.
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's your money flying away.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Money Bin No. 1.

Barney is hardly liquid at all if he can't swim in his cash.
Can you make change for a multiplujillion?

Monday, August 18, 2014

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Let's play Password.

I would have guessed Allen Ludden.

Or Betty White.

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Talk to Mr. E.D.

Ask you doctor is you are healthy enough.
In a pinch, there's always Francis the Talking Mule.

Friday, August 15, 2014

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Eskimo parenting.

She can always hope for an unusually cold winter.
Don't forget the Viking funeral.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Preparation P.

It's the burning question of the day.
We won't sit still for that.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Saturday, August 9, 2014

That's Life.

A cereal, a game, and a magazine.

I still say it's fair use.

Friday, August 8, 2014

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Great snakes alive!

Latet anguis in herba.
Don't take it personally.

Monday, August 4, 2014

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Saturday, August 2, 2014

The Ascent of Man.

An updated version of Jacob Bronowski's work.

And then we get a new version of Civilisation.

Friday, August 1, 2014

Jack LaLanne was here.

Maybe his can tow a boat while he's at it.

Next step is to sit in the water.