Friday, October 20, 2017

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Eye in the sky.

Check Instagram or Facebook for the footage.
There's always someone recording.



Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Promises, promises.

Don't stick your nose into things that don't concern you.
Give until it hurts someone else.



Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Ten and counting.

He even coveted his neighbor's ass.
They're like Gibbs' rules -- situational.



Monday, October 16, 2017

Laid back.

Now we know why they are called walleye.

Mellow out trout.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Game of throne.

It's good to be king.
Monarch of all he surveys.



Friday, October 13, 2017

Seeing is believing.

You have to experience it for yourself.
You can't buy help like that.


Thursday, October 12, 2017

Faustian deal.

It's a deal with the devil.
Every man has his price-- free shipping, plus tax.



Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Who's your PAL?

Out of his comfort zone.
Everybody needs somebody. It runs in the family.


Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Just where he wants him.

Godfather, I need a favor.
Someday, I may ask you for a favor.



Monday, October 9, 2017

Sunday, October 8, 2017

Diamond in the rough.

Looks like smooth sailing for Duane.
Curbside appeal-- in the gutter.



Saturday, October 7, 2017

Friday, October 6, 2017

To be or not to be.

That is Jack Benny and Mel Brooks.
Poor Yorick.



Thursday, October 5, 2017

Lather, Rindt, Repeat.

Random facts from the Akashic Records.
Or possibly Eb is right.



Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Comments, we get comments.

A little fan service.
If you are going to go meta, go big meta.



Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Sign O' the Times.

Next to Kip Thorne, Jane would be the one...

Who knows the most about turning back time.

Monday, October 2, 2017

It's a mystery.

Tempting as it sounds...
Don't stage it on a train or a cruise ship.



Sunday, October 1, 2017

Spy vs. Spy.

Is that anything like Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore?
Those PBMs run the drug business for their own benefit.



Saturday, September 30, 2017

Friday, September 29, 2017

Back in the day.

When coins were made of silver.
Love makes the world go 'round, also love of money.



Thursday, September 28, 2017

The babysitter.

Baby, baby, oh, baby.
It will be in the new tax code.



Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

You must think it's screwy.

Just screw it.
If the bride runs away, will she bolt?


Monday, September 25, 2017

Service with a smiley.

Don't ask. No, really, don't ask.
Please help us to serve you better by making you serve us.



Sunday, September 24, 2017

Old Sparky.

If you are going to steal, steal ironically.
Bob does it all the time.



Saturday, September 23, 2017

Family resemblance.

At least he's not crabby.


Compliments by the pound.

Friday, September 22, 2017

The porpoise driven life.

Have you tried all the dead languages?
Have you sent for Flipper?



Thursday, September 21, 2017

The Cretan Paradox.

Is his name Epimenides?
All Cretans are liars. Epimenides is a Cretan.


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Twelve Years a Billionaire.

He's smart enough to not stand still for that.
It was a privilege to know you.



Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Monday, September 18, 2017

It's monster monster monster.

Gravedigger et al.
The crush of business, and the business of crushing.



Sunday, September 17, 2017

It's a workout.

They both don't use the gym at different times.
Maybe they need an eye checkup.



Saturday, September 16, 2017

The Top Ten List for Today.

 Greatest quotations about disaster.
10: Apollo 13.
9. Book of Job.
8. Edward R. Murrow.
7. FDR.
6. Hindenburg.
5. Challenger.
4. Dubya, Katrina.
3. Cronkite, Nov 22, 1963.
2.Oppenheimer, Trinity test.
And the number one worst...

Friday, September 15, 2017

In the bag.

She escaped.
Cat's out of the bag and all over the street.



Thursday, September 14, 2017

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Augmented reality.

Better than a Bond girl.
Real woman fake identity.



Saturday, September 9, 2017

I know what you did last summer.

There's probably a series of sequels in that.
Secrets always want to be told.


Friday, September 8, 2017

He who steals my wallet.

Good name and good will -- must be stolen goods.
He makes the ha-ha.


Thursday, September 7, 2017

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Beware of the leopard.

On display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet...
In an abandoned lavatory.



Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Monday, September 4, 2017

The value of nothing.

There's no such thing as bad publicity.
It's more of a crap shoot.



Sunday, September 3, 2017

Lottery fever.

If you have lottery fever...

You need to take the cure.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

You herd it first here.

Eye put the I in iPhone.
It's a stampede.


Friday, September 1, 2017

Tough enough.

The world blinked.
It's tough out there for a wimp.



Thursday, August 31, 2017

What's the sitch?

Leaves a lot of free time for other things.
Nothing like a decisive answer.


Wednesday, August 30, 2017

As the founders intended.

When you're right, you're right.
Everyone can agree. Uniting all sides.