Saturday, August 19, 2017

Friday, August 18, 2017

Not for love or money.

For both, now you're talking.
Root, root root.
For the root of all evil.


Thursday, August 17, 2017

Follow the sun.

In a red county, perhaps?
It's like a Connecticut Yankee.



Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Things are going swimmingly.

At some point, a fish swam in this water.
Please, sir, may I have some more?



Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Who is he to say?

Whale shark? That sounds fishy.
Is the messenger edible?



Monday, August 14, 2017

Don't take that meeting of the five thousand.

If you have very small portions.
Or everyone has had gastric bypass surgery.



Sunday, August 13, 2017

Rossum's Universal Robots.

It's okay, as long as you know where the OFF switch is.
Blue pill or red?


Saturday, August 12, 2017

Forget your troubles, c'mon get happy.

Well, Cynthia is female.

More troubles than Ireland.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Fines doubled when workers present.

Watch out for falling patience.
Must be that proverbial road. The one paved with good intentions.



Thursday, August 10, 2017

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

Salt of the earth.

Sea salt would be fine.
I'll take a pass on the sweat.



Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Call her bwana.

Elephants are so unpredictable.
Just stay away from lions named Cecil.



Monday, August 7, 2017

Do as I say.

You can't have everything.
Privacy is dead, anyway.


Sunday, August 6, 2017

Stop wining.

Does that let Dionysus off the hook?
The bacchanals followed by the Hangover and sequels.



Saturday, August 5, 2017

Friday, August 4, 2017

The flip side.

So much in common.
Like your bank account, for instance.



Thursday, August 3, 2017

Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Disease of the week.

The more exotic the better.
The more the merrier, so to speak.



Monday, July 31, 2017

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Duck and cover.

Could still come in handy...
What with North Korea having both the Bomb and ICBM.



Saturday, July 29, 2017

Thinking of you.

The wish is father to the thought.
J. Edgar Hoover knew his Shakespeare.



Friday, July 28, 2017

Everybody preferred Sharona.

But some people didn't mind Natalie.
Monk, however, got on people's nerves.



Thursday, July 27, 2017

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

If you see Kevin McCarthy running down the street...
Can Donald Sutherland be far behind?


Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Monday, July 24, 2017

Child's play.

Talky Tina or Chucky?
Also a good lawyer.


Sunday, July 23, 2017

Saturday, July 22, 2017

All in yur head.

Somebody call Vincent Price.
It doesn't look like David Hedison or Jeff Golblum.


Friday, July 21, 2017

Now that's some spicy.

Looks like a lateral promotion.
Anyone who would call a spade a spade should be forced to use one. -- Oscar Wilde.



Thursday, July 20, 2017

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Monday, July 17, 2017

Modern president.

The new normal is not.
Unavoidable is another way of putting it.



Sunday, July 16, 2017

Non-commital.

To commit or not to commit.
Can't a woman tell without a test?



Saturday, July 15, 2017

Bogey bogey.

As in golf, getting out of the trap can be frustrating.
And away go troubles down the drain.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Reading is fun da mental.

Worse still, it's a book, not an e-reader.
Get the Lysol spray.



Thursday, July 13, 2017

You gotta have heart.

Miles and miles of heart.
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.



Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Twenty-Three Skidoo.

Floozies seem to do well for other products.
Like ED drugs.



Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Meet the parents.

Children change everything.
All in how you look at it. From the bottom of a martini glass.



Monday, July 10, 2017

There's bud and then there's bud.

Didn't she have to sign a non-compete contract?
You'll never work in this business again !



Sunday, July 9, 2017

Saturday, July 8, 2017

Friday, July 7, 2017

Shady but not slim.

Maybe he has no conscience.
Or maybe he's not guilty.

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Hector Hugh Munro.

She was good as cooks go, and as good cooks go...

She went. (Hint, hint.)

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

So-called.

"Air quotes" are scare quotes.
Sugar-free is natural, too.



Monday, July 3, 2017

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Mars or bust.

A one-way ticket on the installment plan.
Some people just have no imagination.



Saturday, July 1, 2017