Don't hold your breath.

 She never even bated her breath in anticipation.

Sculptors sometime heave a bas-relief.

Potshots anew thing.

 Has it really been a year...

Since the syndicate changed?

Fit to be tongue-tied.

 Next time, try 21st Century medium, texting.

And yet, somehow, she got the message.

A journey of a thousand miles.

 One small step for a woman...

One giant leap for analysis.

Do tell.

 Do not even think of asking.

The very last place you want to go.

Something going around of late.

 Swapping one type of highway robbery...

For another type of highway robbery.

A simple reduction.

 Love means never having to eat...

Squid in ink sauce.

Conversation starters.

 Because there are more beans than pigs in the world.

Beans are easier to catch.

She drives me crazy.

 She is rich enough to set up a trust fund...

For his survivors.

Job satisfaction.

 He likes his job so much...

That he does it for free.

Let's do the time warp.

 They must be traveling at nearly the speed of light...

To have aged so little.

My fair lady.

 In the immortal words of Henry Higgins...

"Why can't a woman be more like a man?"

A taxing situation.

 Happy Tax Day. Many happy returns.

Please do not do us any favors.

In the clutch.

 When the time comes...

Cars will all be autonomous.

Tent city.

 Share and share alike.

It's a class act.

Hits and Misses.

 You would prefer mesdames, missy?

Usually, just misses, unmarried.

A loss of focus.

Crackpot tested, crackpot approved.

The out of focus group.

Asgard it.

 Named for Wednesday Addams, of course.

We still thank goodness it's Friday.

Appointed to the bench.

 In the words of Dr. Samuel Johnson...

He has a "bottom of good sense."

Blackout.

 AKA The Great Eclipse.

Cancel culture strikes again.

All the world's a stage.

 Lights. Camera. Action!

Put a little drama in your life.

Sunshine makes me happy.

 Definitely NOT the fearless vampire hunter.

Look out for that eclipse.

Both Sides Now.

 What you lose on the roundabout...

You make up on the swings.

The Laws.

 That would be a violation of the Third Law of Robotics.

Or that's what you want me to think that you want.

The less bad news.

 In the immortal words of Monty Python...

Always look on the bright side.

Sunnyside up.

 He will have whatever she is on.

Happy talk is their most important product.

No fooling.

 Is that a joke I see behind you?

Nobody's fool.

The Eggman Cometh.

 If that's the Eggman, where's the walrus?

And that Easter bonnet is no prize winner.

Jumping the gun.

 Get them while they're hot.

Loose the hounds.

T.G.I.

 So-called after a restaurant chain?

You can't have Easter without it.

Not too Swift.

 Taylor must be Tom's younger brother.

Someone involved in football?

A league of her own.

 But on the other hand she has...

Really poor taste in men.

Hooray for Captain Spaulding!

 He once shot a mammoth in his pajamas.

How it got into his pajamas he'll never know.

Tool Time.

 The usage is only slightly ambiguous.

Tools are meant to be useful. That tool is not.

What's in a name?

 What, you thought that...

There was only the one Adolf?

Leaves a bad taste.

 Picking up the check can cause a muscle strain.

He always forgets his wallet.

A bad case of the vapors.

 It is on the up and up...and away !

Like Tinkerbell, you have to believe.

Hope springs eternal.

 If you wish upon a star...

Something's coming, sooner or later.

Nobody knows the trouble.

 A phantom drug for hypochondriacs.

Tale once a day for whatever.

That dog won't hunt.

 The toilet, of course.

Or the dog house.

How to get a head.

 Anne Boleyn deserves pride of place.

And the Headless Horseman is a special case.

Eirinn go brach.

 A case of repurposing.

Use a bowl of Lucky Charms as bait.

The ideal family.

 Better than real, and cheaper to maintain.

Just do not look at the hands.

Lazy bones.

 Good thing it's a dog.

Otherwise, he would need a CAT scan.

Self-promoting.

 He would prefer not to be a Rear Admiral.

He gets seasick.

Extry, Extry, Read All About It.

 The better name would be Breakings.

All news now is Breaking.

It's wall-to-wall in here.

 How do you bear it all?

Paper over our differences.

Looking for naught.

 He was hired sight unseen.

Would never be able to look himself in the eye again.

Lighter-than-airhead.

 Go for a joyride in Apollo's chariot while you are at it.

Isn't Daylight Saving nonsensical enough?

Black box warning.

 Imagine the cost if it were an anti-vertigo drug.

Reading the label can make you sick.