Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Beat it.

Some of them like it.
Violence is never the answer, unless it's consensual.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Monday, September 28, 2015

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Wealth of nations.

Cheap at twice the price.
Take my money, please.

Friday, September 25, 2015


Luckily, he didn't become a Nihilist.
The words would just be floating free.

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Wednesday, September 23, 2015


Median income ! Because he's standing on the median !
And he's the middle-of-the-road candidate, too.

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Hey, Davey.

Too big to fail?
It's a matter of perspective. There's always someone bigger.

Monday, September 21, 2015

Sunday, September 20, 2015


Parents are always trying to interfere.
Father knows best?

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Lemon Pledge.

Historical accuracy can be politically incorrect.
Not to mention uncomfortable.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Stay Human.

Something to spice up the nights.
Check with your doctor to see if your heart is healthy enough.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Arbiter of taste.

He who lives by the internet dies by the internet.

Takes the fun out of baiting the hubby.

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

The Hangover Part 9.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Dressed to kill.

You always know the right thing to wear.
The credit card needs a workout anyway.

Monday, September 14, 2015

On the job training.

She won't last the whole year with that attitude.
Lion tamers have it easier.

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Friday, September 11, 2015

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

That's cold.

Comfort has a mathematical formula, and it's based on a man.
So bundle up ladies.

Foxx is right about the science.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Monday, September 7, 2015

Rocky Mountain High.

It's beginning to look like Doonesbury around here.
Something in the brownies, perhaps?

Sunday, September 6, 2015

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Friday, September 4, 2015

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Salamanders, Warp Ten and Star Trek Voyager.

There is that loophole in warp drive speed that turns people into salamanders.

Guidance Counselors are like that.

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

The Aaron Ironwood School of Success.

Okay, he's Jim Rockford's foster brother.
And Audrey Hepburn said it first.