Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Things are going swimmingly.

At some point, a fish swam in this water.
Please, sir, may I have some more?



Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Who is he to say?

Whale shark? That sounds fishy.
Is the messenger edible?



Monday, August 14, 2017

Don't take that meeting of the five thousand.

If you have very small portions.
Or everyone has had gastric bypass surgery.



Sunday, August 13, 2017

Rossum's Universal Robots.

It's okay, as long as you know where the OFF switch is.
Blue pill or red?


Saturday, August 12, 2017

Forget your troubles, c'mon get happy.

Well, Cynthia is female.

More troubles than Ireland.

Friday, August 11, 2017

Fines doubled when workers present.

Watch out for falling patience.
Must be that proverbial road. The one paved with good intentions.



Thursday, August 10, 2017