Saturday, April 25, 2015

You're on candid camera.

It's all about recognizing the opportunity.

Just be yourself, or someone better, as the case may be.

Friday, April 24, 2015

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Truth is at the bottom of a well.

Some wisdom is at the bottom of the barrel.
Looks something like Hugo Hackenbush.



Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Driving miss.

In Florida, that is parking.
The convenience store was invented the same way.


Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Are you a Zuck?

Maybe he''s a schlemiel.
Schmuck is already taken.



Monday, April 20, 2015

U of P.

Flat sheets 101 is a prerequisite.
It involves extra dimensions in hyperspace.


Sunday, April 19, 2015

A horse of a different color.

Browned in oil and butter.
It makes the stew stable.