Dedicated to the comic strip by Weingarten and Clark.
Anne Boleyn deserves pride of place.
And the Headless Horseman is a special case.
A case of repurposing.
Use a bowl of Lucky Charms as bait.
Better than real, and cheaper to maintain.
Just do not look at the hands.
Good thing it's a dog.
Otherwise, he would need a CAT scan.
He would prefer not to be a Rear Admiral.
He gets seasick.
The better name would be Breakings.
All news now is Breaking.
How do you bear it all?
Paper over our differences.