Thursday, October 30, 2014

They might be giants.

It's harder to googlenope than it looks.
Plagiarism is the heart and soul of the internet -- Abraham Lincoln.



Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

In fact, they use the same chemicals.
Now, how will they prove it?



Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Bathroom privileges.

Soundproofing would be a good idea.
Or get a noisier fan.



Monday, October 27, 2014

Individual retirement account.

The chimps are better managers of their 401(K) accounts, too.
It's a choice between chimps and chumps.



Sunday, October 26, 2014

Antimacassar.

Why isn't anybody pro macassar?
Get some whale oil for the lamps.



Saturday, October 25, 2014

Talk it up.

And to condescend at the same time also costs nothing.
Talk is cheap.

Friday, October 24, 2014