Tuesday, September 27, 2016

A favor in the future.

If he changes his name to Corleone, it might work.


Watch out for guys who sleep with the fishes.

Monday, September 26, 2016

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Three-Second Rule.

Like the five-second rule, but two seconds shorter.
Followed by the lean-on-the-horn rule.

Saturday, September 24, 2016

Try a little tenderness.

Killing them with kindness.

Like a honey trap, but not so sweet.

Friday, September 23, 2016

Bidding one notrump.

It takes one to know one.
I know you are, but what am I?



Thursday, September 22, 2016

It's murder out there.

Alternately, look for a place where the courts are for sale.
She asked the right person.



Wednesday, September 21, 2016