Monday, May 22, 2017

DNR.

Studying is against her religion.
She's leaving her brain to comedy.


Sunday, May 21, 2017

In the chips.

Making a shorter, pointier stick.
Let the chips fall where they may.



Saturday, May 20, 2017

Emergency contingency.

CLEAR !
Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.



Friday, May 19, 2017

Born to be wild.

He can't help it. He was born that way.
Own your own genes, or not, as the case may be.



Thursday, May 18, 2017

This is jeopardy.

Please file all lawsuits in the form of a question.
Bury your mistakes.



Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Much ado about nothing.

Naught to fear.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.



Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Love in bloom.

The man behind the woman.


There's coping and then there's coping.