Saturday, April 21, 2018

The Admirable Crichton.

There were no pterosaurs in the Neolithic.

Humans and megafauna have a long history of extinctions.

Friday, April 20, 2018

Do not pass Go.

Too late. There's already a cheater's version.

Your quarrel is with Parker Bros/Hasbro.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

With a song in my heart.

Sing, sing a song. Sing out loud.
A deal too good to be true.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

One in a million.

Be wise-all, buy fart-all.
All they need is the owl.

Monday, April 16, 2018

The sorry game.

He's sorry for always being right.
And for mentioning it so often.

Sunday, April 15, 2018

The real thing.

If she were really trying, there's one who would do it.
He has the thinnest orange skin of them all.