Never at a loss for words.

 He is reading from a teleprompter.

And his speechwriters will swear to it.

Hate to say.

 He hates to think about it.

He hates novelty..

Back to the future.

 That is what tou get for choosing to be born.

Whatever happened to, "You made this mess, now you clean it up?"

After Walden Pond.

He is only doing it for their own good.

Every day will be Day One.

It's hush hush.

He is only a scientist, and does not rate...

The full one hundred thirty thousand.

Need to know basis.

Plausible deniability is the basis of all good leadership.

He knows nothing, and likes to keep it that way.

Vegans arise.

 The beginning of a whole new Green product line.

Try it on the vegetables in Marketing.

Unsolved Mysteries of the Universe.

Some machines are born left-handed.

Twist ties are the reason scissors were invented,

Just short of perfection.

There are always bound to be a few loose ends.

Back to the drawing board.

The Golden Cruel.

 It is an article of faith...

Everyman for himself.

The Mystery of the Hardy Boys.

 Now you know who Franklin W. Dixon was.

Leslie Macfarlane of Canada.

Forgot to forget.

 That's one way to see the USA in your Chevrolet.

Imagine how the cop must have felt.

Rulers of the Universe.

It is both an honor and a privilege...

To serve the cats.

Ode to Eiffel.

 And it was designed in world record time.

Not to forget Poetry, Sculpture and Painting.

X-tended Family.

Do not lie to your children.

They see right through it.

Dashboard driver.

 The rare case of a person replacing a machine.

Just call her Speed Bump.

His Gal Friday.

It is the Remington Steele/Laura Holt Syndrome.

What are the odds of that?

How can I miss you if you never leave?

 He got the hat as a going home incentive.

That's one way of looking at it, just not her way,

Brat Summer.

 She is both the Real Thing and Uncola.

That is so sick.

The Natural.

 He was born ready to run.

Good thinking. Wrong party.

Humble pie.

 It is as if he has invented...

A whole new form of humility.

Fruity.

 Good thing the Doc didn't show him an orange.

It would have ruined the whole joke.

Dorian Gray he's not.

 From the confessional deliver him.

But scapegoats are way cheaper.

One school of thought.

 There are just too many suspects.

Someone is cleaning house.

Feeling punchy.

 But not on the job.

In the rain, it's the poncho line.

The old ballgame.

 The designated hitter was the beginning of the end,

Automatic intentional walks are the worst affront.

The married man.

 The whole experience was mind-blowing.

Feeling a little downy.

Trendy.

 It's a drone that runs on bread crumbs.

Wherever it lands that is the home office.

Long time no see.

 You never write. You never call. You never visit.

If it weren't for spam, he would never hear from you.

BYOB.

 Bring your own body.

Attendance is compulsory.

Milking the joke.

 She cannot hide. He knows where she works.

There's no cure for that.